Corrupt a wish.

First topic message reminder :

Another simple game. Some one makes a wish, then you corrupt it and make your own wish.

Example;

Player 1 - I wish to be a king.

Player 2 - Granted but your subjects revolt against you.

I wish to rule the wrold.

And so on.

Lets begin.

I wish I could own all of the Fire Emblem game out there and that they were all in English.

Granted. But it can self-partying every evening.

I wish I could do some martial arts.

Break your bones and die.

Wish I could be immortal.

Granted but you are decapitated.

I wish no one would reply to this wish.

I wish I could reply to the above post.

You did, but you formed it in a wish.

I wish the next post to be by Behemoth.

It is, because I ate him

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted.

Granted. No corrupting yours. But your wish sucks.

I wish I could lie in bed all day.

Granted. Then you die in the bed

I wish it was sunny all day

Granted. Your house burned.

I wish I could have superpower.

Granted, but everyone else receives super powers as well.
I wish I could sing.

Like Justin Bieber.

I wished I could have a girlfriend.

She doesn't love you.

Wish there was magic in the world.

Requires a staff to do any single spell.

I wish I could have a staff.

...it's broken when you get it

I wish I could dodge bullets

Granted, but then someone throws a knife at you and you can't dodge it.

I wish to be king for a day.

Granted. Then your country gets conquered.
I wish that it is summer e.e

Granted; You got summer school!
I wish I could top-deck win like stupid.

You topdeck to win the duel, but your rival stupid won the match anyway(abusing dat grammar;P)

I wish the next person will corrupt this wish.

Granted but you wasted a wish.

I wish I was invisible.

Granted but with your invisibility, everything becomes invisible to you and to fall into insanity.

I wish I could sing.

Granted but you sing like Justin Bieber

I wish i had a million more wishes

Granted. Though you never use them all as you die before you can.

I wish the world was always engulfed in night.

Granted but you were asleep when it happened

I wish i had a pony

Granted. But your pony belongs to Handsome Jack. His name is Butt Stallion.

I wish, I wish, I was a Fish

Granted but you made your way into a Dr.Suess book for eternity and went insane.

I wish I was a ghost.

You now are living in hell.

I wish I could live in hell as the king.

granted, but your subjects revolt and kill you.

I wish that pokemon X/Y was not as stupid.

Granted, but the game's graphics become horrible.

I wish for the next Fire Emblem game to hurry up and come out.

Granted but then it takes another few weeks becuz they broke in shipping


I wish Nothing then something happens then the cycle keeps repeating and cannot be broken

Granted, but you confused yourself and your head blew up.
I wish Crystal Beasts were tier 1. <3