Corrupt a wish.

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Another simple game. Some one makes a wish, then you corrupt it and make your own wish.

Example;

Player 1 - I wish to be a king.

Player 2 - Granted but your subjects revolt against you.

I wish to rule the wrold.

And so on.

Lets begin.

I wish I could own all of the Fire Emblem game out there and that they were all in English.

granted but you get killed immediately (sorry i didnt go into a long story like i usually do but i dont care)

I wish i had a hat

u get a hat but there is scorpion inside it and it stings u to death

I wish for a book

granted but its a book filled with naked pictures of your parents

I wish I wasn't so amazing

Granted. You get shot afterward.

I wish I was a snake

granted but you become a trouser snake so good luck with that

I wish I wasn't so lousy at everything

Granted. You go from being lousy to being terrible at everything.

I wish I had a throne made of twinkies

granted but rats come and eat it and then they eat you

I wish i could watch as the rats eat you

granted, but they eat you next.

i wish for world peace.

Granted. Everyone dies on LSD

I wish I was the fastest person in the world

Sabo-Chan wrote:

Granted. Everyone dies on LSD

I wish I was the fastest person in the world

You are so fast u cant see anything and crash iinto a giant wall dying.
I wish i owned Apple.

granted but all you own and ever will own is that regular apple and also it will decay into nothing eventually leaving you with nothing for the rest of your life and it will be a long one

I wish people liked me more

granted but all those people speak in different languages so you can't understand them

i wish for endless love