Grant A Wish Then Corrupt It

Heres how it works.. The person above you wishes for something then you have to grant it and give a funny or any reason of corruption Like heres an example.


Person One: I wish I was immortal

Person Two: Wish granted but you fall down a bottomless pit and spend 20 light years falling till you reach the bottom.

Okay understand? I'll go first..

I wish I was a Neko o:

well after I used google it said neko is a cat which is a weird wish but ok

you are a cat but after you are given to what seems like a loving owner it turns out he just wanted to use you as a punching bag (not literally its just an expression but its not very nice to be one) and this gos on for years and one day you have enough of it and try to escape but when you get out you run into the road and end up getting hit but you survive to be a quadriplegic cat in a home of someone who beats you lucky you

I wish I could fly (gave you a simple one to corrupt arent I nice)

Wish granted, but it has a time limit, and the limit runs out mid-flight and you fall to your death.. I wish that someone would make me an unpoisoned sammich o:

granted but you choke on it to death

I wish someone else besides me and you would play this game

Wish Granted, But the person is me whos already been playing. O; I wish that i was an alarm clock

Granted, but you can't turn off, and if someone tries, you explode

I wish my brother would stop being an annoying little prick.

Granted, but he becomes really awkwardly attached.
I wish that my crush would like me ;c

Wish granted, But But she cheats on you once you start dating. o: I wish i could teleport to LaLa land

Granted, but Lala Land explodes in a nuclear meltdown.

I wish I could make a wish that couldn't be corrupted.

Wish granted but you have a seizure trying. I wish i could make it rain lemon drops

granted but each drop lands in your eyes for all eternity also you are tied up and theres a little kid constantly kicking you in the nuts until you pass out and when you wake up it starts all over again until you die at a healthy age of 95

I wish i wasnt so lazy

Granted, but you turned into a procrastinator.
I wish that wishes came true with no expense.

Granted, but that ends after 24 hours.

I wish I was immune to death and misery.

Wish granted but you become so happy you end up in a Psyche Ward for the rest of your LOOOOONG Life so happily insane.

I wish i could conjure up tigers o:

Are you another cat and tiger lover? :D Cuz we have 2 already...

Granted but a wild lion will appear and will eat you.

I wish I would be able to fly.

Granted,you will feel dizzy from all that weed .
I wish i get a real life deck.

Granted But you will have to pay for it with your life!

I wish I wasn't bored. <--My normal wish :D

Wish granted,you will have to learn to play magic first.
Wish mimrim comes back ,wanna meet that dude .

Granted but yoill be dead then already...

I wish Half life 3 would come out.

Granted but its sold out when you want to buy it


I wish I was an Admin

Granted ,but you got your name renamed to Amy's slave.
I wish i live in UK .

Granted but no one will accept uou tere so you move out from there.

I wish I wasn't tired ._.

Granted,you have no body that can be tired from now on .
I wish i was normal :/ .

Granted But everybody else now are crazy. So you normaliness isn't normal.

I wish I had better nab skills.

Granted,anyone else are pros e_e.
I wish Off-Topic become what it used to be !

Granted but you will lose your ability to post.

I wish I would be somewhere else right now.

granted, you're in a gay bar.

I wish for nothng

Granted but you get something... A kuriboh!

I wish I was sexy

granted but only gay men agree

I wish for something less than nothing

Wish granted,you have no friends,no family,no access to internet and no food & water.
I wish i got a rename soon e_e .