Corrupt a wish.

First topic message reminder :

Another simple game. Some one makes a wish, then you corrupt it and make your own wish.

Example;

Player 1 - I wish to be a king.

Player 2 - Granted but your subjects revolt against you.

I wish to rule the wrold.

And so on.

Lets begin.

I wish I could own all of the Fire Emblem game out there and that they were all in English.

granted but the are chicken wings

i wish for my death

Granted. Welcome to hell

I wish I can fly

granted. you get turned into a fly

i wish for nothing

Granted but you get a corrupted wish.

I wish for a million dollars

granted. But now you're 100 million in debt.

I wish for a wish.

Granted, but you don't get to choose the wish.

I wish for genocide against chameleons.

Granted, but there shall be a great war in which you and your family die to cause said genocide.

I wish for someone to read this post.

Granted, but no one ever finished reading it.

Write your wish so I may kill your dreams...

Granted , but you need a sharp edging tool which clearly you dont.

I wish to have a private jet plane

granted but the plane will crash with your entire family in it leaving you the sole survivor stranded in the wilderness with 2 irrepairable broken legs and surrounded by your dead family members as they rot

I wish to be able to have a few more wishes

I like you, sort of

Considering your extra wishes, granted, but the only thing you'll be able to wish for is horrible nightmares 24/7

I wish grumpy cat could take

Granted, but then grumpy cat dies.

I wish I had wings.

granted but they are broken and cant be healed and cause you constant pain

I wish I had a friend

granted, but you will drift apart eventually ending your friendship in a colossal battle in which you will die.

i wish Pokemon were real.

granted but they all went extinct years ago and also you decide to search for there bones but become stuck underneath a boulder and are too much of a coward to cut your own arm off and end up dieing and no one mourns your loss

I wish to be made out of glass and either shatter or be melted down or just stand around I dont care either way

Granted, but then you get turned back right after getting turned into glass and die.

I wish for a crossbow.

Granted, it explodes.

I wish for my house to be rebuilt with twinkies B) (best wish ever)

Granted, but your house falls on you while you sleep and you are suffocated by twinkies.


I wish that I was a unicorn

Granted, but you then get captured and put on display because, well, you a unicorn.

I wish to be dead yet alive.

Granted but you feel your body decay cause your dead but you feel it cause your alive.

I wish that the person below me will make a wish

Granted, but I kill you in the process.

I wish for a boat.

Granted. The boat is hit by a bigger boat and it sunk down.

I wish for a car.

Granted but you will crash right away.

I wish I had bike. (I have one but w/e)

Granted both get destroyed



Wish I can fly.

granted, you are now a fly. Unfortunately, a mean kairi cut your wings off

I wish to have my wish corrupted.

Granted but it wont get corrupted after all.

I wish I didnt have to go to school.

Granted. Your future job is a hobo.

I wish I knew what to wish for

Granted but you won't be able to wish for it.

I wish i wasn't annoyed right now.

Granted. But you get annoyed in 1 min.

I wish I run at the speed of 100 km/h