Corrupt a wish.

First topic message reminder :

Another simple game. Some one makes a wish, then you corrupt it and make your own wish.

Example;

Player 1 - I wish to be a king.

Player 2 - Granted but your subjects revolt against you.

I wish to rule the wrold.

And so on.

Lets begin.

I wish I could own all of the Fire Emblem game out there and that they were all in English.

Granted but i fail at granting it.

I wish one day of peace wasn't banned or limited.

Granted, they put it on the "not usable in a duel" section.

I wish the meta was a lot more creative.

Granted, creat it.

I wish I would be a hero.

Granted, but no superpower

I wish I could be a teacher.

Granted. Then everyone dies.

I want to be the most handsome guy in the universe (totaly emo wish e.e)

Granted. But the world's all men.

I wish I could beat the hell out of Lutalica ._. Your X-Saber...

Granted, but then sum1 else beats the crap out of you.
I wish I could change the world

Granted. The world changes into bell.

I wish I could...be rich.

Granted , you got AIDS .

I wish the human race would perish .

Granted. They all become "Shinigami".

I wish I could do some pen spinning tricks.

Granted but as soon as you're going to do your first trick you lose both your hands.
I wish I couldn't wish

You killed my brain Mine f*cked.
Granted...-le me dying because of brain f*cked-
I wish I could stay alive even with the damaged brain.

Granted but the body dies and only your head lives on e.e

Wish to be immune to diseases.

Granted and in 2 weeks you'll die in a car accident.

I wish next person would answer my wish.

Granted then the answer gets deleted.

I wish to go to Havaii e.e

Granted, but you get shot at the airport.

I wanna meet 2pac.

Granted and then you forget about the meeting.

Want to live without oxygen

You can live with no oxygen, unfortunately oxygen has switched with Carbon Monoxide which has the same molecular form. You must breathe Carbon Monoxide, Oxygen gas is poison to you.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but your next wish must be your death.


I wish I could buy anything.

Granted , whatever you touch turns to gold (AKA touch of Midas)

I wish the Egyptian president would die .

Granted, but they bring him back by shocking his heart.

I wish for silence.

Granted, but the kids in teh academy can't keep quiet.

I wish i was a tree. ._.

granted but soon u get cut down and turned into a stenchy barn

I wish that DarkFusion will stop insulting me and that this wish has no corrupted twists.

Granted, but you're being a pansy.

I wish Fairy Tail would be updated 7 days a week...

Granted but every chapter sucks.
I wish sum1 corrupts my wish
corrupted
~The_Nameless

I wish someone would reply to my post.

.

Wait. How will I play now since the previous post is "."

You just go with it.

I wish to go on a vacation of my choosing.

Granted, but the place you chose was instantly trashed.

I wish that I can play card games on motorcycles (Legitimally, that's cool.) ::Monkey34::