Corrupt a wish.

First topic message reminder :

Another simple game. Some one makes a wish, then you corrupt it and make your own wish.

Example;

Player 1 - I wish to be a king.

Player 2 - Granted but your subjects revolt against you.

I wish to rule the wrold.

And so on.

Lets begin.

I wish I could own all of the Fire Emblem game out there and that they were all in English.

Granted but you then run off a cliff.

I wish to be a dog.

granted but then you get abandoned and have to live on the streets starving to death and as soon as you see someone who wants to take you home you run to him but then you get hit by a car but you survive but your hind legs never work again and the person who you thought loved you ends up just beating you for the rest of your life which is ten more years of torture

I wish for happy thoughts

Granted but you are always thinking of happy thoughts, so much that you go insane and get locked in an asylum for the rest of your life and they forget you're there so eventually you starve to death while your dying thought are happy

I wish I was reincarnated as a bra

granted but its a man bra for extremely fat men

I wish I was and inch taller

Granted. You lose a game of 'How Low Can You Go' that for some reason has a prize money of a million dollars

I wish I was a superhero

granted but your weakness is oxygen and water which cause you to vomit uncontrollably and lose all your powers and become weaker then you were before you got them

i wish I was a superhero

granted but your weakness is oxygen and water which cause you to vomit uncontrollably and lose all your powers and become weaker then you were before you got them

^ Was too lazy to write something

I wish I would sleep now.

I wish to Have new Cards :D

just jumping to the wish without corrupting one huh

anyways granted but they are all blank cards of no value and also everyone hates you

I wish I had some pudding

Granted. It's been poisoned.

I wish that i was the strongest person on the planet

granted but you need to work out to keep that strength and while working out alone one day to keep up your strength you end up getting hit in the face with a mace killing you instantly and dont ask me how it happens it just does

I wish that I could have a great big hug

Granted...by a bear...who bites your face off afterward

I wish I was in the world of Far Cry 3

Granted but you get shot in 5 seconds and you can't revive or save or anything.

I wish I wasn't tired.

Granted. You are dead. Dead people can't be tired

I wish I was indestructible and a God who controlled all the elements but could not be hurt or killed or bored in anyway.

Granted, but then your pwoers get stolen and he totally oliterates you and the rest of the wrold.

I wish for a knife O_O

Granted, but you trip and kill yourself with it.


I wish to be universally worshiped.

Granted, but you get stampeded to death by your foloweres.

I wish for a gun O_O

Granted, but it is stolen and the thief pushes you down a well that just happens to be there.


I wish that Africa was one country.

Granted, but the world goes into chaos with that turn.

I wish for a sword O_O

Granted. It's made of plastic

I wish to be a rockstar

Granted but you will never get a chance enjoy being the rockstar because you are immediately crushed feet first by a steamroller

I wish that people stop giving there opinions about things they don't know anything about

Granted, they give you incorrect facts about things they know nothing about,.


I wish that horses would evolve to have wheels.

granted but everyone hates you now and eventually try to kill you which forces you to go into hiding for the rest of your life you can never see anyone ever again and you will die alone and everyone will rejoice in your death also you become blind and constantly walk into stuff

I wish I was a year younger

Granted, but they next year you're 20 years older.
I wish I was the very best, like no one ever was.

granted but you are the very best at getting raped and it happens all the time

I wish the next poster has a great life

Yes I will have great life until im raped by you

I wish somebody ordered a deck from my deck shop D:

Someone orders a deck from your deck shop, but your decks are bad, the customer tells everyone they're bad, and no one orders from your shop ever again.

I wish someone would Corrupt this Wish.

Unnefer wrote:

Someone orders a deck from your deck shop, but your decks are bad, the customer tells everyone they're bad, and no one orders from your shop ever again.

I wish someone would Corrupt this Wish.

ur corrupted wish lands you in trouble
You are forever banned from DA.

I wish i had a deck which nobody has ever seen.

granted but its terrible and you also get arrested for other reasons but you are innocent but it is never found out and you waste the next 30 years in prison

I wish that I enough money to get what i needed

I Rage wrote:

granted but its terrible and you also get arrested for other reasons but you are innocent but it is never found out and you waste the next 30 years in prison

I wish that I enough money to get what i needed

u get all the money u need unfortunately u stole all that from a casino
now ur in jail for life time.

Wish I was deputy comissioner of police