Corrupt a wish.

First topic message reminder :

Another simple game. Some one makes a wish, then you corrupt it and make your own wish.

Example;

Player 1 - I wish to be a king.

Player 2 - Granted but your subjects revolt against you.

I wish to rule the wrold.

And so on.

Lets begin.

I wish I could own all of the Fire Emblem game out there and that they were all in English.

Granted.
Slifer and obelisk change roles e.e

I wish i have 180 IQ

IP 80 and 180 change roles

I wish for a new smartphone.

Granted, but then you get demoted back to slifer and never get to a high rank again.

I wish to live a full and wonderful life.

Being alone.

Wish to be a cavalier.

Granted, but your horse tramples you to death.

I wish to be a knight o.o

Granted.
No armor, weapon, army, not even kingdom.

I Wish for some chocolate

granted , i wish to have 100 extra DP :D

Granted, but then you got them taken away for your second warning.
I wish to be around the human species and be accepted as one of them. >:D

Granted but they hate you as a human being.

I wish was in a glass house.

Granted. They kick you out.
I wish George Carlin was still alive.

Granted but you take his place

I wish for no negative consequences for the rest of my life (including this wish)

Granted but everyone else dies from all of the energy of your wish.

I wish I had the Sharingan @-@

granted but i kill you before you can use it
i wish that i can kill cats legaly

Granted but I will kill you

I wish that I can kill you legally

Granted but cats kill you before you can kill anyone

I wish I broke my arm (hard to ruin something bad )

Granted, but doctors immediately invent a miracle cure for broken bones and apply it against your will.

I wish that this wish shall be corrupted.

Granted, but I ungranted it.
I wish that I was a homosexual.

Granted, you then get trampled to death but dudes.

I wish for a fun life.

granted but then you burn to death after watching everyone you ever loved be eaten alive

I wish that someone else makes a wish

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Granted, but his wish make you wish another thing
I wish I was look like Konan

Granted, but you become invisible.

I wish that society of light happens again.

Granted, but then it was canceled.

Noo! I can't corrupt! >.<

I wish to live in Neverland

Granted, but this Neverland is a real NEVERland, not that stupid Neverland with Peter Pan, and you cease to exist.

I wish for a fish.

Granted...it's a dead fish

I wish I was in the Akatski

Granted, and as with all of its lower members, you die. Or become excommunicated and die.

I wish for a better laptop.

Granted. It gets hacked.

I wish to have a third eye.

granted but its blind and its a tumor

I wish my wish gets corrupted

Granted. FOREVER.

I wish for wings.