Corrupt a wish.

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Another simple game. Some one makes a wish, then you corrupt it and make your own wish.

Example;

Player 1 - I wish to be a king.

Player 2 - Granted but your subjects revolt against you.

I wish to rule the wrold.

And so on.

Lets begin.

I wish I could own all of the Fire Emblem game out there and that they were all in English.

Granted, but fuel's too expencive for ya.

I wish I could cook.

Granted. But you can only cook rice.

I wish I could cook rice.

Granted but it will alweys be inedible

i wish you dont grant this wish

Granted. But my brain will get damaged for 2 days.

I wish I could have a pet.

Granted, but it died because it slept on you.
I wish for many cash.

Granted, but it's taxed away by the government.

I wish I could kill whoever I wanted and get away with it.

Granted but then you start to feel guilty and commit suicide.

I wish to own the chaos piper deck I have on DN.

Granted, but the cards become soaked with water, rot, and become unrecognizable.

I wish I was immortal

granted, but your best friend who just so happens to be VERY annoying becomes immortal too, and so you are forever doomed to a torturous life of being annoyed.

I wish I had a turtle

Granted, but it's a rabid turtle that's going to attack you and bite you, eventually killing you

I wish I could create duct tape out of thin air

Granted. But it won't be sticky.

I wish I could drink juice every time instead of water.

Granted, but the juice is mixed with another person's blood every time you drink it.

I wish I could get a promotion. XD

Congratulations and welcome to... Janitor of DA!

I wish I had a new laptop.

Here you go. It's the newest copy from nonexistant technologies

I wish I had a better promotion than janitor. XD

Funny, could've swore it said 'Acme' on the box.

Okay. Congratulations on become Behemoth's personal living furniture!

I wish to top YCS Toronto next year.

Granted, but they thought you were cheating and was disqualified from YCS'.
I wish for a good habit on reading books that doesn't corrupt me.

Granted. But no more book in this world.

I wish I could understand chinese.

Granted , the Chinese race and culture are eliminated by a nuclear mass destruction weapon .
I wish I could go out more .

Granted but you will cheat in it and they will find that out.

I wish School wasn't drinking my blood ._.

Granted but then you die dumb

I wish I would have a jet for myself.

Grant. The high altitude is full of poison gas.

I wish I could build a house.

Granted but then the house gets destroyed.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. But you will get striked by lightning.

I wish I could do the handstand.

Sure, but only for one second at a time.

I wish for maple coffee.

Granted. Without having any problem -good guy Centrik-

Sometime I break rules ._.

I wish I could solve the rubik cube faster.

Congratulations. You're color blind.
(You THINK you solved the Rubik's cube faster!)

I wish for great ideas to enter my mind.

And now your mind is full of bad things.

I wish I could be a hacker

Here's your knife.

I wish I were a programmer.

Granted, but you are the worst programmer alive.

I wish to I had a PS3.

Here you go. (It doesn't work.)

I wish my room were self-tidying.