Think of the most crule/ironic way to murder the above poster #1.

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Pretty much explained everything in the title.
Here is an example for Centrik :
Hit his head with Hentai mangas until his skull shatters.

Dies after playing Madolches.

Dies of STDs

Becomes chocolate and eats himself.

A Hell Gate drags him into an eternal fire where he dies

Dosent get noticed kills self

Buu jumps out of nowhere, turns him onto candy and eats him.

D:

Cat gets eaten by asians

Take small bites of his sweet body until nothing is left.

Someones abuses you to death.

Anzo tickles you to death

Death by Bills the God of Destruction.

Gets raped to death by a monkey.

Delete all the porn memberships.

We said MURDER not damnation!

Chopped to death by N.

Centrik wrote:

Delete all the porn memberships.

And has a heart attack from shock and dies

Get's abused by LOKOS so hard he dies.

Mr.Kandy wrote:

Centrik wrote:

Delete all the porn memberships.

And has a heart attack from shock and dies

You know me so well.

Got strangled.

Gets Keeled oh the pun is good

Oh damn didn't see that coming.

Killed by senpai.

Killed by N

Get's licked to death by LOKOS.

Licked to death by me

Mr.Kandy wrote:

Licked to death by me

I didan't sahwer far two days.

Oh god.............Jesus......Go take a shower.....Dies in the shower....

Dumps you on a nuclear wasteland on Christmas Island without food, with the water around the island severely toxic, forcing you to dig into the garbage to find edible objects, you end up having to eat your clothes and shoes, upon which a pirate ship passes by and picks you up, then proceeds to gang rape you, and prepares to sell you into slavery before you fall ill to bone cancer from the radiation of the island. Due to this, they throw you overboard and sail away, allowing you to drift in the water, to die of either starvation or cancer as you stare into the endless blue sky, wondering where it all went wrong.

oh what the fuck.....That's dark shit.....

You'll die by eating too much candy .-.

Darkness is my specialty. >:3

Throws you in a pitch black room and locks the door, letting you sit in there, seeing nothing, hearing nothing, feeling nothing. It will slowly drive you insane, and cause you to panic, upon which you will likely get up, and run around, screaming. If you do not, the walls of the room will begin to slowly push together, probably causing you to panic further as you realise that the walls really are closing in. Either way, you'll eventually fall into the hole that I've put at the centre of the room, which is filled with water. You'll believe yourself to be safe, but for only a minute as something bites you, with big, sharp teeth. You will have fallen into a crocodile pit, and you have just become their dinner, with your blood as the salty seasoning cooked in.

Die by love

Death by...

Gilgamesh opens Gates of Babylon trowing sand pots at you.