Think of the most crule/ironic way to murder the above poster #1.

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Pretty much explained everything in the title.
Here is an example for Centrik :
Hit his head with Hentai mangas until his skull shatters.

Died because you came back.

dies of ugly green name :oo

Survived the Ice Age only to end up in a Museum where his joints are nailed to the ground and forced to lick the group everyday otherwise they'll stick a huge banana up in his ***. That's like dying btw.

Wtf^

Dies by going into the wrong white van

Dies after finding a girlfriend.

I shouldve died at least a good 3 times then.

Dies by finding the right camel to date

Dies because you are the only camel he can date.

Dies cause you're too nice of a Canadian

Dies cause you are not from Canadia

Dies by doing a barrel roll wrong

Dyes after a failed attempt to bleach his hair.

Dies by doing a bad pun

I wasn't trying to make a pun.
Continue with Kandy.

actually it is not a barrol role, but an aileon role (what is done in starfox)
dies due naming wrong kind of role

Dies by having misspelled "barrel" and "Canada" and having also used the wrong spelling of "roll" for the situation.

You die in a game.

Really you didnt notice you made a pun?

That I bleached my hair which is dying my hair and you said Dyes which made it a pun. Are you serious you missed your own pun damn it skit.

Continue starting from Kyou