Grant A Wish Then Corrupt It

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Heres how it works.. The person above you wishes for something then you have to grant it and give a funny or any reason of corruption Like heres an example.


Person One: I wish I was immortal

Person Two: Wish granted but you fall down a bottomless pit and spend 20 light years falling till you reach the bottom.

Okay understand? I'll go first..

I wish I was a Neko o:

Wish granted!

I wish i shot D in the head so im not Sasuke

wish granted but I turno into a zombie and eat you

I wish I wasn't a zombie

Wish granted you become a ghost .
Wish i was Yellow .

Wish granted your body turns yellow. (I guess that was not that you wanted? )

I wish I was more crazy.

wish granted, you become a terrorist

I wish CBs are competitive T_T

CB's are already competitive e.e

Granted but all the good cards get banned.

I wish I was in the right mood now.

wish granted, but you jump out through the window, that's how happy you've become

I wish everyone stopped wishing

Taj film nećeš gledati (You won't see that movie or You won't see that)
I wish DA members worship me :O .

Wish granted though Only one worshiping you is you.

I wish I knew how to play chess

wish granted but on your way to your first chess tournament you get mugged and stabbed in the stomach and as you lay there on the ground bleeding out and dieing in excruciating pain alone the only thing you can think of is why I wasted my wish on this lousy board game

I wish I had some extra free time

Homeslice wrote:

I wish I had some extra free time

Wish granted by you refusing to hang out with your friends a couple of times. They start distancing from you more and more and you start to spend waaaaaay to much time indoors.
Eventually you die alone, with your rand hand between your legs and your left hand on an XBox controller, wondering if you have really liveth.

I wish my name wouldn't contain the word Anus D:

wish granted but your name is now queef also you have a hot pan fall onto your crotch somehow scarring you for life literally

I wish I had the portal gun

Granted,once you get it you will accidentally pull the trigger and teleport to Mars .
I hope N gets IP banned .

wish granted, but you also got banned

I wish for world peace (trololo)

Granted, we get invaded by another world.


I wish for more wishes

Granted but you can't use them.

I wish I knew what to do now...

Granted, but what you do gets ignored and becomes meaningless and irrelevant so you go back to square one looking for something else to do.

I wish I could go into that one "one way" colonizing trip to Mars. (have fun with this one.)

Granted, you went to mercury by accident.


I wish I could corrupt wishes better

Granted, but you didn't know how.

I wish for corruption.

Granted, but we heard you like corruption in ur corruption wish, so we corrupted ur corruption so u can corrupt while ur corrupting.


I wish the world accepted America as the dominant country

Wish granted but it is not this world

I wish It wasnt so hot e.e

Granted, it becomes so cold that you die of coldness

I wish that my wish gets corrupted

Granted. Purpose of the thread is fulfilled so locked.


I wish I was a mod

Granted but its at the worst academy in the world


I wish I was an Assistant

Wish granted d_d .
I wish i had explosives :O .

wish granted but they are all duds and also they have radiation on them and cause you to get ball cancer

No wish,hope you enjoy hell .

no wish  

I wish skitnica wasn't homeless

Granted but dem house burns down.

I wish I wasn't so annoyed now e.e

wish granted, you become annoying

I wish you acknowledge my ruby carbuncle