Grant A Wish Then Corrupt It

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Heres how it works.. The person above you wishes for something then you have to grant it and give a funny or any reason of corruption Like heres an example.


Person One: I wish I was immortal

Person Two: Wish granted but you fall down a bottomless pit and spend 20 light years falling till you reach the bottom.

Okay understand? I'll go first..

I wish I was a Neko o:

Granted, the ruby is fake.


I wish I was a mongoose