Grant A Wish Then Corrupt It

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Heres how it works.. The person above you wishes for something then you have to grant it and give a funny or any reason of corruption Like heres an example.


Person One: I wish I was immortal

Person Two: Wish granted but you fall down a bottomless pit and spend 20 light years falling till you reach the bottom.

Okay understand? I'll go first..

I wish I was a Neko o:

granted, it's renamed to butthead

I wish to win DA regionals.

Wish granted , you gonna get your account deleted after it e_e.
I want 300 kb/ps connection .

Granted, but you perpetually download massive amounts of porn and get down to .5 kb/ps.

I wish to die.

wish granted. you are now dead and your body is being defiled in ways that can't be aired on television.
I wish that the FFX sport blitzball was a real sport and that holding your breath underwater for hours was incredibly easy for them along with the irrational idea that a ball can be kicked through water defying all laws of physics.

wish granted but when you are playing it Sin comes and kills everybody

I wish people wouldnt try to ruin this game by trying to come up with things that cant be corrupted

Wish granted. People get bored and stop playing. Thread gets locked.
I wish I had a magic carpet.

@HomeSlice +1Rep for epic wish grant corruption

Wish granted. It spontaneously combusts while you're flying through the air on it, setting your body on fire and causing you to fall to the ground thousands of feet below. All of this is aired on national television, and people laugh while watching your death.


I wish for a miniature horse

Wish granted, but I made you so small when you poofed into it and fell, you popped once you hit the ground. o.o Poofed and popped. ;~;

I wish I could turn invisible!

granted but the invisiblity stains clothes and wears off in 10 seconds

I wish the person below me wouldnt make a wish

Wish granted but I wish I was able to pilot a Gundam. -nods- See what I did there?

Wish granted. But your Gundam overheats and suddenly bursts into flames you are now being burned alive in space with no one around to save you. I wish i have 100 more wishes

Wish granted but you just used one so you have 99! Hah! I wish... -thinks.. Idea!- I was better at this game. ._.

Granted but everybody is even more better.

I wish I wasn't sleepy.

Wish granted! But you don't have insomnia like I do so you WILL fall asleep soon. ;)I wish I CAN fall asleep. ;~; I even took sleeping pills tonight..

Granted but you wake up only after 3 years.

I wish i was singer.

Wish granted but you get out of the picture cuz i made a hit single

I wish that i could use the Kamehameha wave

Wish granted ,Pain gonna kill you after u use it .
I wish i could watch Full Metal Alchemist (Subbed) .

Wish granted but you get blind at the first minute.

I wish I had better computer.

wish Granted but it gets stolen from your house thefirst night also everyone you ever cared about catches a disease killing them slowly and painfully leaving you alone for the rest of your life also your penis falls off

I wish I could mutlitask better

Granted but suddenly you have totally nothing to do.

I wish I was dancer.

Granted. You dance off of a cliff while you aren't paying attention.

I wish I could swim

Granted but you gonna get tired and drown e_e.
I hope Mezumaru isn't mad at me .

Granted but that is not mezu.

I wish I was pro at everything.

Granted,but you won't be able to use your Computer e_e .
Wish i was outside doing something else e_e .

granted you are outside getting raped

I wish I didnt start playing this game

wish granted, but then you find it again and start all over.

I wishI was pro admin

pretty bad corruption since if I never started playing this game would mean I never start playing it but oh well

wish granted you are a pro admin on a site with no members and also you're house gets robbed and and they take everything valuable to you and you are never the same again

You didnt wish anything e.e Granted nothing!

I wish I wasn't tired as fu*k.

Wish granted,finish chopping the wood !
Wish to know what to wish..

Wish granted, your comuter explodes though.

I wish I was popular.