CiNo.573 HOLY LIGHTNING BOOKShelf

First topic message reminder :

Neo-Bookshelf is gone now ._.

I will start a new room, this room will be 3 things:

A) A Spam Room
B) Hentai/MAD Donation Spot
C) An once per day lesson on how to anger people.

I will start one now, using @Centrik and @Quasar as models, today's theme is........"k."

Example:
Quasar: Hey, how are you doing today?
Centrik: k.
Quasar: What did you do today?
Centrik: k.
Quasar: What is "k." huh?
Centrik: k.
Quasar: What did you ate for dinner today?
Centrik: k.
Quasar: You "k." one more time I kick you!
Centrik: k.
(Centrik has been kicked by Quasar)

......and that's all for today. Learn more to anger/annoy people more.

Last edited by BOOKS! on Wed Aug 05, 2015 3:00 pm; edited 1 time in total

k.den* also, that's not the right situation to use it >.>

I was in 3 examples in a lesson? It's worth to be stabbed by 100 den.

BOOKS! wrote:

k.den* also, that's not the right situation to use it >.>

Stop double posting. e.e

Leo, you don't understand the meaning of double posting? I replied to YOUR post, that's not double posting >.>

@Centrik  yeah you in 3 lessons, got killed by 1010 twice today, you felt good in one of it also.

BOOKS! wrote:

Leo, you don't understand the meaning of double posting? I replied to YOUR post, that's not double posting >.>

@Centrik  yeah you in 3 lessons, got killed by 1010 twice today, you felt good in one of it also.

Stop double posting. 


Last edited by Leo on Sun Aug 09, 2015 4:30 pm; edited 1 time in total

I am mad? no lol. However, you should put images in spoiler boxes ijs, u can get a warning by that.

BOOKS! wrote:

I am mad? no lol. However, you should put images in spoiler boxes ijs, u can get a warning by that.

I did. xD 
Stop double posting. :D

k.den

Dem lessons

one more method to anger people: put them next to Jv

Where is that Italian monkey anyway?

next to your bed

Lol I wouldn't let him in

Tequila wrote:

Lol I wouldn't let him in

What about the French Cat? :>

French cat?

I would not allow any cats in my room........they ban hard, if you know what I mean.

~Lesson Bell Ringing~ Lesson starting soon.

Time to get to class!

Tequila wrote:

French cat?

* Google it * COOL boi. :> 

BOOKS! I'm interested to see today's lesson , and don't miss to include me in it. xDD

Lesson for today has started. Today's theme, just as I said yesterday, is......"Betrayal". In yesterday's example, Centrik has betrayed 1010's trust. However, betrayal is not only limited to one kind. We will see some alternative examples for today.

Example 1- Models: @Anzo @Jv
Anzo: I will be leaving for a bit, Jv, I leave you to finish my work.
Jv: Ok, got it. You can count on me.
~3 hours later~
Anzo: I am back, is my work done? Jv
(Nobody responded) (Anzo looked around DA, seeing all the posts got spammed, background theme got changed, having Jv with a big middle finger as the banner, and having Jv's  as his Avatar)
Anzo: ........Remind me of never let Jv touch my work again. That's it, time to kill Jv.
(Anzo flew off to Italy with explosives)

Example 2- Models: @Quasar @Centrik
(The two are dueling IRL)
Quasar: sorry, I need to go to the bathroom/toilet, can you wait a bit?
Centrik: k.
Quasar: Don't look at my cards when I am away.
Centrik: k.den
Quasar: ......I will trust you one more time.
~4 minutes later~
Quasar: You didn't look at my cards right?
Centrik: No.
Quasar: Ok then-.......WTF?!
Centrik: What?
Quasar: Why are all my cards wet?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM?
Centrik: Oh, I pissed on them, I forgot to tell you I had to pee also. I didn't jizz on your cards, don't worry.
Quasar: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Example 3- Models: @Leo @Tequila
Tequila: Wait here, I am going to change your username.
Leo: K. Den.
~10 weeks Later~
Leo: How long is this going to take?......
(Tequila walks by)
Tequila: Hey, I thought you going to change your name, why is it still Leo?
Leo: I thought you going to change it for me?
Tequila: I said that, but I didn't say I will do it for free  Gimme 100k DP
Leo: Forget it......just don't stab my back.
Tequila: k. (pulls out a knife)
Leo: Why did you pulled out a knife?
Tequila: No worries, turn around, I won't stab you.
Leo: .......ok (Turns Around)
Tequila: (Speechless Knife Sashi) (Tequila has earned 100k DP)

Example 4- Models: @LòKóS @BOOKS! @Dio
BOOKS!: Hey can your shadow tentacles stop raping people?
LòKóS: Ok
BOOKS!: So what's that you hugging over there? It looks like a loli body pillow, I thought you were HoMoS?
LòKóS: No, I am not gay. No worries. I am just a lolicon.
BOOKS!: Oh, ok, I will go to sleep now then.
LòKóS: ok........
~15 minutes later~
BOOKS!: .....ummm (woke up), why I feel something slimy on my hand?
LòKóS: No worries, it's just my shadow tentacles.  
BOOKS!: NUUUUUU, I thought you not HoMoS? I thought you are a lolicon?
LòKóS: That was a lie.
BOOKS!: NUUUUUUU, then why did you have a loli pillow with you?!
Dio: (Pops out from the body pillow) You thought it was a loli pillow? No, actually, IT WAS ME, DIO!!!!
BOOKS!: FAK! DAMN IT RUN!!!!!!
Dio: .......Stop the time, THE WORLD!!! (Time freezed) And with this, I will go away now.
LòKóS: Ok, leave the rest to me.  (Shadow tentacle extending)

........and, that's all for today. Check for tomorrow's lesson too when it's tomorrow! Tomorrow's theme will be........."Looking from above."

Last edited by BOOKS! on Mon Aug 10, 2015 7:00 pm; edited 2 times in total

lmfao

Teq the bear

#TeqqyBear

also I didn't pair you up with k.cent today :D

I noticed, thanks. I also liked how Teq was role-playing "Anzo" there by being lazy -- I'm usually the only lazy guy who takes 2 weeks to do a 2 minutes job; mainly because I'm really lazy though.

lol, rly I thought u are the most hard-working admin tbh

lol hard working

I just tell people what to do and they do it for me.

#LikeABoss

oh wait you ARE a boss :O

THE* boss.

Oh shret my bad, you are THE boss.

The DIO part was fcking awesome

lol didn't expect a loli body pillow to turn into DIO eh?

Definitely not