CiNo.573 HOLY LIGHTNING BOOKShelf

First topic message reminder :

Neo-Bookshelf is gone now ._.

I will start a new room, this room will be 3 things:

A) A Spam Room
B) Hentai/MAD Donation Spot
C) An once per day lesson on how to anger people.

I will start one now, using @Centrik and @Quasar as models, today's theme is........"k."

Example:
Quasar: Hey, how are you doing today?
Centrik: k.
Quasar: What did you do today?
Centrik: k.
Quasar: What is "k." huh?
Centrik: k.
Quasar: What did you ate for dinner today?
Centrik: k.
Quasar: You "k." one more time I kick you!
Centrik: k.
(Centrik has been kicked by Quasar)

......and that's all for today. Learn more to anger/annoy people more.

Last edited by BOOKS! on Wed Aug 05, 2015 3:00 pm; edited 1 time in total

dafuq did i just read

psychoturtle wrote:

dafuq did i just read

lol, you read my lesson didn't u. You read KIIIIIIIHARA KUN YOOOOOOO, basically.

@psychoturtle You are not the first one who reacted with "dafuq did I just read" lol

that's why I don't read your lessons baks lel

Jv, u probably just too lazy to read or cannot understand them ._. in order words "Tl;Dr"

Im too lazy tbh <.<

lol, ok

Anzo wrote:

I never reply using "Hah!" or "Heh!" though. :>

Because you are dictatorial.  
Regardless, Nice one @BOOKS! (Nice TAG ); But as I said earlier , the previous one was and still the best. I'm very interested to see the next part.

Leo wrote:

Anzo wrote:

I never reply using "Hah!" or "Heh!" though. :>

Because you are dictatorial.  
Regardless, Nice one @BOOKS! (Nice TAG ); But as I said earlier , the previous one was and still the best. I'm very interested to see the next part.

Then stay tuned for tomorrow's lesson! :D

I don't burst out laughing like that but k. that's a nice lesson lol.

you must resume your lessons

Centrik wrote:

I don't burst out laughing like that but k. that's a nice lesson lol.

OMFG No, your avatar!! You chetted on 1010?!?!......but it's New Lesson material for tomorrow so k. Also, my bet is Anzo finally is done with your avatar

I just noticed you have the crying politician in your avatar lol

holy shret, no wonder you are the head admin, you are the only one noticed so far lol :O

I noticed but I don't talk about that. Better to be head admin than Anzo.

BOOKS! wrote:

Centrik wrote:

I don't burst out laughing like that but k. that's a nice lesson lol.

OMFG No, your avatar!! You chetted on 1010?!?!......but it's New Lesson material for tomorrow so k. Also, my bet is Anzo finally is done with your avatar

yeah i chet. Probably will die fifth time now.

Double post Centrik you have been warned!

Tequila wrote:

Double post Centrik you have been warned!

I also want to be warned.

You step out of line and The Enforcer will come for you also

Tequila wrote:

You step out of line and The Enforcer will come for you also

K.Den.
But don't miss to tell me where is it? o3o

*k.den

And trust me you'll know when and where you stepped out of place.

~The School Bell Rings~

Lesson starting soon. Get back to your seats~

BOOKS! wrote:

~The School Bell Rings~

Lesson starting soon. Get back to your seats~

Ante-Double posting post.  
Post it NOW~@@@@!!!!

Today's lesson started now! Today's theme is........"One Pattern". This has been done once in the first lesson already, as Centrik just said "k." to everything. However, that's only for beginners. There are a lot more ways to this. I will give 4 examples today.


Example 1- "Loop" Models: @Quasar @BOOKS!
Quasar: First I normal summon A to activate A's effect to send B to graveyard from the deck. When B is sent to the grave I can return A on the field to the hand and then inflict 10 damage to your opponent after that B is shuffle from the graveyard back to the deck. Also, I gain an additional normal summon besides A this turn.
BOOKS!: tl;dr whatever continue.
Quasar: ok then I normal summon C with this effect then using C's effect to send B from the deck to the grave. B's effect activate, I return C to my hand then inflict 10 damage then shuffle B back to deck also I gain an additional normal summon besides C this turn.
BOOKS!: Wait.....don't tell me......
Quasar: Then I normal summon A with C's effect again to send B from the deck to the grave..........
~3 hours later~
Quasar:........shuffle B back to the deck, then-
BOOKS!: You done yet?
Quasar: not yet, then I gain a normal summon by C's effect to normal summon A using A's effect to send B.......
BOOKS!: KONMAI on crack as usual, I see.
~10 years later~
BOOKS!: Ffs, it has been 10 years, are you done yet?
Quasar: Not until you cry.
BOOKS!: OMG you shud have told me in this first place!!! (Burst into tears) I THOUGHT, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO VOTES FOR WHO!!! UWAHAHAHAH~!! POPULATION PROBLEM.......is not only our prefecture's WAHAHAHAHAH~! This....THIS JAPAN-WAHAHHHHHHH~~~!!!! UWAHHHHH I WANT TO CHANGE YGO&#^(*$*&(!*AND, THE OCG+TCG CARD POOL!!!


Example 2- "Choice Breaker" Models: @Jv @Tequila
Jv: Hey Teq, I bought some snacks for everyone. Take one if you want.
Tequila: Thanks Jv, I will take this bag of potato chips......
Jv: No, don't take that, I planned on eating it later.
Tequila: .....ok, then I will take this slice of strawberry cake.
Jv: I think girls like that, don't take it.
Tequila: .......ok I will take this bottle of tequila.
Jv: OMG what are you thinking? Drinking yourself?
Tequila: .....Then, this Daifuku....
Jv: Stop it, Anzo likes that one, that's for him.
Tequila: ......>.> What can I take then?
Jv: Nothing, since you worth nothing, go home, bye.
(Jv walks away)
Tequila: ..........Remind me to kill Jv and eat him as snack next time.


Example 3- "Discrimination" Models: @Anzo @Centrik @1010
Anzo: Tell me your opinions on DA.
Centrik: k.den It's really "k." IMO.
1010: This site is reall-
Centrik: No one asked you, shut up 1010.
Anzo: Ok, please tell me what is your view on population ageing.
Centrik: It's not only a problem in our prefecture. k.
1010: I think it's only the obv-
Centrik: No one asked a woman to answer, stfu 1010.
1010: But I really-
Centrik: NO ONE ASKED YOU, you don't have to talk.
1010: I-
Centrik: NO ONE ASKED A WOMAN TO ANSWER.......sit down and serve me on my bed.
1010: FOK U Centrik, DIE!!
Centrik: This is the fifth time isn't it? k.den nice (Stabbed)

Example 4- "k. IRL version" Models: @Anzo @Centrik
Centrik. :D
Anzo: K.den.
Centrik: k.den*
Anzo: K.
Centrik: k.*
Anzo: :D
Centrik: u made my avi yet?
(two days later)
Anzo: soon.
Centrik. k.
Anzo: k.
Centrik: just make avi.
Anzo: k.den
(Thursday 16:27)
Centrik: did it yet?
Anzo: Soon
(Chat conversation end)
(Sent from Messenger)

............and that's all for today........that's what you thought? Well, you wrong, I will post an extra preview lesson for tomorrow's theme since I promised Centrik. Tomorrow's theme is going to be........."Betrayal."

Example Ex.- "Avatar Days" Models: @Centrik @1010 @Ritsu
~10 years ago~
Centrik: k. (Translated to English: 1010, I promise you I will make you the happiest girl alive! I will forever make you my avatar!......That's why......please let me marry you!)
1010: Y-yes.......
(The two married)
~10 years later~
Centrik: ummm, I shud change my avatar.
1010: Centrik?! You changing your avatar?
Centrik: Yeah. 1010, you have been good for these years.
1010: You.......You forgot you promised me that you will forever keep me as your avatar?
Centrik: When?
1010: When?! When you proposed to me! You remember said you will make me the happiest woman alive? (Tear drops) You....you seriously forgot?
Centrik: No, all I said was "k."
1010: !!! ........Well then, I don't need someone that doesn't like me as my husband! DIE!
Centrik: YESH, this is the sixth time and it actually feels good! :D (Stabbed)
Ritsu: I should learn how to kill Centrik someday too. :D

.......now this turned out to be an extra long lesson >.> Anyways, today's lesson is finally over! Thanks for your time and check for a shorter lesson tomorrow!

Last edited by BOOKS! on Sun Aug 09, 2015 4:44 pm; edited 3 times in total

Lmfao how come I'm always paired with k.cent

Because, he is a comedy character that awfully suits well with a "boss" character like you tbh lol

BOOKS! wrote:

Today's lesson started now! Today's theme is........"One Pattern". This has been done once in the first lesson already, as Centrik just said "k." to everything. However, that's only for beginners. There are a lot more ways to this. I will give 4 examples today.


Example 1- "Loop" Models: @Quasar @BOOKS!
Quasar: First I normal summon A to activate A's effect to send B to graveyard from the deck. When B is sent to the grave I can return A on the field to the hand and then inflict 10 damage to your opponent after that B is shuffle from the graveyard back to the deck. Also, I gain an additional normal summon besides A this turn.
BOOKS!: tl;dr whatever continue.
Quasar: ok then I normal summon C with this effect then using C's effect to send B from the deck to the grave. B's effect activate, I return C to my hand then inflict 10 damage then shuffle B back to deck also I gain an additional normal summon besides C this turn.
BOOKS!: Wait.....don't tell me......
Quasar: Then I normal summon A with C's effect again to send B from the deck to the grave..........
~3 hours later~
Quasar:........shuffle B back to the deck, then-
BOOKS!: You done yet?
Quasar: not yet, then I gain a normal summon by C's effect to normal summon A using A's effect to send B.......
BOOKS!: KONMAI on crack as usual, I see.
~10 years later~
BOOKS!: Ffs, it has been 10 years, are you done yet?
Quasar: Not until you cry.
BOOKS!: OMG you shud have told me in this first place!!! (Burst into tears) I THOUGHT, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO VOTES FOR WHO!!! UWAHAHAHAH~!! POPULATION PROBLEM.......is not only our prefecture's WAHAHAHAHAH~! This....THIS JAPAN-WAHAHHHHHHH~~~!!!! UWAHHHHH I WANT TO CHANGE YGO&#^(*$*&(!*AND, THE OCG+TCG CARD POOL!!!


Example 2- "Choice Breaker" Models: @Jv @Tequila
Jv: Hey Teq, I bought some snacks for everyone. Take one if you want.
Tequila: Thanks Jv, I will take this bag of potato chips......
Jv: No, don't take that, I planned on eating it later.
Tequila: .....ok, then I will take this slice of strawberry cake.
Jv: I think girls like that, don't take it.
Tequila: .......ok I will take this bottle of tequila.
Jv: OMG what are you thinking? Drinking yourself?
Tequila: .....Then, this Daifuku....
Jv: Stop it, I need that one to survive.
Tequila: ......>.> What can I take then?
Jv: Nothing, since you worth nothing, go home, bye.
(Jv walks away)
Tequila: ..........Remind me to kill Jv and eat him as snack next time.


Example 3- "Discrimination" Models: @Anzo @Centrik @1010
Anzo: Tell me your opinions on DA.
Centrik: k.den It's really "k." IMO.
1010: This site is reall-
Centrik: No one asked you, shut up 1010.
Anzo: Ok, please tell me what is your view on population ageing.
Centrik: It's not only a problem in our prefecture. k.
1010: I think it's only the obv-
Centrik: No one asked a woman to answer, stfu 1010.
1010: But I really-
Centrik: NO ONE ASKED YOU, you don't have to talk.
1010: I-
Centrik: NO ONE ASKED A WOMAN TO ANSWER.......sit down and serve me on my bed.
1010: FOK U Centrik, DIE!!
Centrik: This is the fifth time isn't it? k.den nice (Stabbed)

Example 4- "k. IRL version" Models: @Anzo @Centrik
Centrik. :D
Me: K.den.
Centrik: k.den*
Me: K.
Centrik: k.*
Me: :D
Centrik: u made my avi yet?
(two days later)
Me: soon.
Centrik. k.
Anzo: k.
Centrik: just make avi.
Anzo: k.den
(Thursday 16:27)
Centrik: did it yet?
Anzo: Soon
(Chat conversation end)
(Sent from Messenger)

............and that's all for today........that's what you thought? Well, you wrong, I will post an extra preview lesson for tomorrow's theme since I promised Centrik. Tomorrow's theme is going to be........."Betrayal."

Example Ex.- "Avatar Days" Models: @Centrik @1010 @Whoever_Is_That_In_Centrik's_Avatar
(Looks real K-on-ish ._. BTW)
~10 years ago~
Centrik: k. (Translated to English: 1010, I promise you I will make you the happiest girl alive! I will forever make you my avatar!......That's why......please let me marry you!)
1010: Y-yes.......
(The two married)
~10 years later~
Centrik: ummm, I shud change my avatar.
1010: Centrik?! You changing your avatar?
Centrik: Yeah. 1010, you have been good for these years.
1010: You.......You forgot you promised me that you will forever keep me as your avatar?
Centrik: When?
1010: When?! When you proposed to me! You remember said you will make me the happiest woman alive? (Tear drops) You....you seriously forgot?
Centrik: No, all I said was "k."
1010: !!! ........Well then, I don't need someone that doesn't like me as my husband! DIE!
Centrik: YESH, this is the sixth time and it actually feels good! :D (Stabbed)

.......now this turned out to be an extra long lesson >.> Anyways, today's lesson is finally over! Thanks for your time and check for a shorter lesson tomorrow!

Nice one. xD 
Go ahead mate , YATB.

How da fuq u 2 read so fast o_O lol

BOOKS! wrote:

How da fuq u 2 read so fast o_O lol

Because we are using a tool which is called " The Accelerator ". 

More like a tool called "Tl;dr" lol

BOOKS! wrote:

More like a tool called "Tl;dr" lol

k.den.