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BOOKS! wrote:

Lesson for today has started. Today's theme, just as I said yesterday, is......"Betrayal". In yesterday's example, Centrik has betrayed 1010's trust. However, betrayal is not only limited to one kind. We will see some alternative examples for today.

Example 1- Models: @Anzo @Jv
Anzo: I will be leaving for a bit, Jv, I leave you to finish my work.
Jv: Ok, got it. You can count on me.
~3 hours later~
Anzo: I am back, is my work done? Jv
(Nobody responded) (Anzo looked around DA, seeing all the posts got spammed, background theme got changed, having Jv with a big middle finger as the banner, and having Jv's  as his Avatar)
Anzo: ........Remind me of never let Jv touch my work again. That's it, time to kill Jv.
(Anzo flew off to Italy with explosives)

Example 2- Models: @Quasar @Centrik
(The two are dueling IRL)
Quasar: sorry, I need to go to the bathroom/toilet, can you wait a bit?
Centrik: k.
Quasar: Don't look at my cards when I am away.
Centrik: k.den
Quasar: ......I will trust you one more time.
~4 minutes later~
Quasar: You didn't look at my cards right?
Centrik: No.
Quasar: Ok then-.......WTF?!
Centrik: What?
Quasar: Why are all my cards wet?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM?
Centrik: Oh, I pissed on them, I forgot to tell you I had to pee also. I didn't jizz on your cards, don't worry.
Quasar: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Example 3- Models: @Leo @Tequila
Tequila: Wait here, I am going to change your username.
Leo: K. Den.
~10 weeks Later~
Leo: How long is this going to take?......
(Tequila walks by)
Tequila: Hey, I thought you going to change your name, why is it still Leo?
Leo: I thought you going to change it for me?
Tequila: I said that, but I didn't say I will do it for free  Gimme 100k DP
Leo: Forget it......just don't stab my back.
Tequila: k. (pulls out a knife)
Leo: Why did you pulled out a knife?
Tequila: No worries, turn around, I won't stab you.
Leo: .......ok (Turns Around)
Tequila: (Speechless Knife Sashi) (Tequila has earned 100k DP)

Example 4- Models: @LòKóS @BOOKS! @Dio
BOOKS!: Hey can your shadow tentacles stop raping people?
LòKóS: Ok
BOOKS!: So what's that you hugging over there? It looks like a loli body pillow, I thought you were HoMoS?
LòKóS: No, I am not gay. No worries. I am just a lolicon.
BOOKS!: Oh, ok, I will go to sleep now then.
LòKóS: ok........
~15 minutes later~
: .....ummm (woke up), why I feel something slimy on my hand?
LòKóS: No worries, it's just my shadow tentacles.  
BOOKS!: NUUUUUU, I thought you not HoMoS? I thought you are a lolicon?
LòKóS: That was a lie.
BOOKS!: NUUUUUUU, then why did you have a loli pillow with you?!
Dio: (Pops out from the body pillow) You thought it was a loli pillow? No, actually, IT WAS ME, DIO!!!!
BOOKS!: FAK! DAMN IT RUN!!!!!!
Dio: .......Stop the time, THE WORLD!!! (Time freezed) And with this, I will go away now.
LòKóS: Ok, leave the rest to me.  (Shadow tentacle extending)

........and, that's all for today. Check for tomorrow's lesson too when it's tomorrow! Tomorrow's theme will be........."Looking from above."

BOOKS! wrote:

why I feel something slimy on my hand?

BOOKS! wrote:

Lesson.....lesson....lesson!!! Hi people, today's angering lesson's theme, as I said yesterday is going to be........."Sighting from Above." What I mean by that is not only physically, it also holds a meaning of "Looking Down On People." Well then, let's skip to the examples shall we?

Example 1: @Anzo @Centrik
Anzo: :D
Centrik: k.
Anzo: K.
Centrik: k.* Hah, I am better than you since I can k. and you cannot!
Anzo: k
Centrik: I am still better.
Anzo: K
Centrik: You can't k. I can, I shud be head admin instead of you since I can k. I am better than you.
Anzo: I am more surprised at the fact that you can type up a whole sentence.
Centrik: Like you are the one to talk but k.
Anzo: k.den

Example 2: @Centrik @niney16 @Ritsu
Centrik: Hey, ugly.
niney16: ....You talking to me?
Centrik: Yeah. You ugly right? So I must be talking to you.
niney16: .......(walks away)
Centrik: Hey hey hey ugly, let's go out with me.
niney16: No. (Walks away)
Centrik: Why not? Someone as ugly as you will never have a guy invite you to anything, right? Hey ugly betch.
niney16: Stop following me, I will call the police!
Centrik: Hey hey hey, ugly, let's eat something together? Don't go away. Hey, ugly betch, wait for me!
(Ritsu instant transmitted in front of Centrik)
Ritsu: You cheating on me?! DIE!! (Pulls out a drum and smash it on Centrik's head)
Centrik: Hey, it's rare to get killed by Ritsu not 1010 :D and also by a drum :D I am happy! (fainted)
 
Example 3- @Anzo @Quasar
Anzo: I want you to get the rest of this project done by yourself, you can do it right?
Quasar: Yes, thank you for  giving me this chance.
Anzo: Ok, I will be looking forward to see it finished.
Quasar: ......but wait, if you passed the project to me, what are YOU going to do meanwhile?
Anzo: Huh?
Quasar: Yeah, I mean, what are YOU going to do when I am working, play video games?
Anzo: No, all I said was that I will leave the rest of this project to you......
Quasar: Yes, but what are YOU lazy ass going to do while I am working my butt off?
Anzo: .......Watch you mouth, minion.
Quasar: But like really, what are YOU going to-....
Anzo: Ok that's it, you are fired along with your country (Bring out explosives)
Quasar:  Nuuuuuuuuuuu

.......and that's all for today! Come back tomorrow again for another lesson! Tomorrow's theme will be......."Indecisive."

Anzo wrote:

Centrik likes ugly chicks, and I can blow up countries. I like your lessons, comrade.

Anzo wrote:

Centrik likes ugly chicks, and I can blow up countries. I like your lessons, comrade.

BOOKS! wrote:

Leo escaped from his mental hospital!!! His Chuunibyou mode is on too :O Someone capture him back into his room!

BOOKS! wrote:

We will leave Anzo to capture u back then :>