CiNo.573 HOLY LIGHTNING BOOKShelf

First topic message reminder :

Neo-Bookshelf is gone now ._.

I will start a new room, this room will be 3 things:

A) A Spam Room
B) Hentai/MAD Donation Spot
C) An once per day lesson on how to anger people.

I will start one now, using @Centrik and @Quasar as models, today's theme is........"k."

Example:
Quasar: Hey, how are you doing today?
Centrik: k.
Quasar: What did you do today?
Centrik: k.
Quasar: What is "k." huh?
Centrik: k.
Quasar: What did you ate for dinner today?
Centrik: k.
Quasar: You "k." one more time I kick you!
Centrik: k.
(Centrik has been kicked by Quasar)

......and that's all for today. Learn more to anger/annoy people more.

Last edited by BOOKS! on Wed Aug 05, 2015 3:00 pm; edited 1 time in total

too much spam and too lazy to spam. since september I have been the top month poster, but this month ill leave it <.<

too lazy

First time I see that Jv is saying "too much spam", lolwut? The sky is falling? The sun rise from the west? or something?

im just too lazy to spam

.....Jv tired of spamming, how is that possible?

I was last month too but I suddenly re gained the force.

Wait what's going on here? Jv tired of spam? what year is this?

The year of Opposite

is the year of modafocas

Guess mayan calendar foretold the ond of te world in 2015 not 2012...

in other words, the year of Jv

MODA FOCAS xD

20Jv

Ritsu: You cheating on me?! DIE!! (Pulls out a drum and smash it on Centrik's head)

A drum you mean like....Full set drum? Ritsu's power too stronk.

2014 ---===---- > The year Model Focus (Moda Focas)
2015 --- ===--- > The year of BOOKS! (FAKSS99)

Yeah I've lost track on the conversation. ....

Why is Centrik talking like BOOKS!

Also Teq we're talking about what is wrong with Jv, he stated he was tired of spamming.

Jv tired of spamming? What dimension is this?!?!?!

This shouldn't happen even if he's from a parallel universe!

I was tired time ago, if you search I did only like 250-300 Replies per month

Lies, you're getting rusty.

~Lesson bell is ringing~

Lesson shall start after someone post under this post.

let's do an artificial vagina like SHIMONETA anime taught.

Ok, lesson will start. Today's theme is "Indecisive." It's only natural to think before making decisions, but overdoing it can sure irritate a lot of people. Also, even though making wrong decisions can affected others, being indecisive can hurt the situation more sometimes. Being indecisive can maybe counted as a decision also in that sense........ANYWAYS, let's look at the examples for today:

Example 1- Models: @Jv @Tequila
Tequila: So, me and my friends are going to a concert together this Saturday, you going with us Jv?
Jv: Yes, I want to go too.
Tequila: Ok then, I will go order 17 tickets now....
Jv: Okok.....Ah wait!
Tequila: What's wrong?
Jv: You said Saturday right? What time?
Tequila: About 17:00-21:00. So what's your decision?
Jv: No.....no, wait, YES, I mean yes, yes.
Tequila: I gotcha, now I will go order tickets.
Jv: No problem, go go.......Ah wait!
Tequila: You still need something?
Jv: I need to eat something before we go right? Since it's 5 to 9.
Tequila: No worries, they provide food there, but if you insist, you can eat beforehand.
Jv: Wait, no I should not go, or I should?.......Okok.....I will go.
Tequila: Now then, if you would excuse m-
Jv: AH WAIT!!
Tequila: What?
Jv: Nothing nothing, nevermind, I will go.
Tequila: ......ok then-
Jv: Ah wait!!!
Tequila: FOK U JV, NO TICKETS FOR YOU!

Example 2- Models: @Anzo @Quasar @Quasar's_Son
Anzo: Ok, Quasar, I will make you a Moderator since I kicked Centrik.
Quasar: Oh really! Thank you. When will it officially be true?
Anzo: Soon. I will need to prepare something before doing so.
~3 Days Later~
Quasar: Done yet?
Anzo: Soon.
~10 Days Later~
Quasar: Done yet?
Anzo: Someday it will be done, someday that's it.
~5 Years Later~
Quasar: Done yet?
Anzo: Like 3% of it, yeah.
~65 Years Later~
Quasar: Ugh.....what am I here for again? Old man sure gets forgetful....Oh right, Mod...Is it done?
Anzo: Nah, too lazy.
~101 Years Later~
Quasar's Son: Hey Anzo.
Anzo: I remember you, you Quasar right?
Quasar's Son: No, I am his son!
Anzo: Oh? What might you be doing here?
Quasar's Son: My dad asked me to ask Anzo, "Is the Moderator spot ready for him yet?" Just before he died. It was his last will, I am here to ask that.
Anzo: .....Sorry to hear that.
Quasar's Son: It's fine....So is the very task done?
Anzo: Nope☆

Example 3- Models: @Centrik @1010 @Ritsu
Centrik: Ummmmmmmmmmmmm.........who shud I marry? 1010 or Ritsu?
1010: Me ofcourse! I can fight and protect you when needed!
Ritsu: Pfffffft, what kind of man wants his wife to fight for him? He better choose me since we both like playing instruments!
1010: My show has longer episodes then yours!
Ritsu: You are useless in your own show tho! Unlike me, even tho I am just a drummer, the spotlight always starts on me because I always say "1,2,3,4!" before EVERY song.
Centrik: Ummmmmmm, who should I pick?
1010: I knew Centrik longer than you! I know everything about him!
Centrik: Then......maybe I should pick 1010.....
Ritsu: Hah! So what? You are "paired" with someone in your own show right? While I am single, he should pick ME!
Centrik: Right, right, you have a point......I will pick Ritsu den. k.den
(1010 threw a Kunai right next to Centrik's left foot)
1010: Don't you dare to go to that Succubus! You move one itch, Your left foot will be a goner!
Ritsu: Hah! So you are the type that rage and can only solve things by violence? Fine, we will decide it YOUR way. (Instant Transmit behind 1010's back and pulls out a full drum set)
1010: I.....will not lose!! For me.......and for my marriage! And most of all.......FOR CENTRIK!!!!
Ritsu: HEHEHEH, it won't be fun if it's not like this!
(1010 and Ritsu starting to fight like DBZ characters)
Centrik: Ummmmmmm, what shud I do now...? I know! I will go find another girl to marry instead~!
1010& Ritsu: WE HEARD THAT! YOU DIE NOW CENTRIK!!
Centrik: :D I wonder does this counts as 1 kill or 2 kills? 8th time I guess. k.den (Final Kamehameha fired) (BGM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N10u_CF9sc plays)

.........and that's all for today! Tomorrow's lesson's theme will be......."Bad Mouth" Well then, that's all for today again! See you tomorrow!

Last edited by BOOKS! on Wed Aug 12, 2015 4:19 pm; edited 2 times in total

I like this lesson , the best part was the 2nd.
I'm very interested to see the next lesson tomorrow. Unfortunately, there is no #TimeMachine IRL.

ummm, you always like the second example lol, what a coincidence.

: #noticketsforbaks

BOOKS! wrote:

ummm, you always like the second example lol, what a coincidence.

lmao , you always make it the best. :D

:O Jv can read! Oh shet, yet another shocking fact.

the fake TANTEI doenst read it at all. just write "second da best".

try to do another less without second and you'll see.

true the 2nd one was da best