BOOKinglyShelf

First topic message reminder :

My old bookshelf got closed down because the spam went out of control, and I decided to open a non-spam purpose bookshelf in here.

*I asked @Jv if it's ok to open a new room, he said that it's fine. So I hope there won't be a problem about this room. If there is, @Anzo, please tell me and close this room.

This room, as the title says, is my new bookshelf. It contains the followings:
1) Angering Lessons
2) MADs

I will post a lesson once per day in here. Please try to focus replying my lessons instead of spamming. If you must spam, try to control the spam in here.

Last edited by Bookingly on Mon Oct 31, 2016 3:33 am; edited 11 times in total

The truth has been spoken! Demote Kandy

well, how you ask? Anzo, you made him existence, that's how lol

Well, I like to hire people that shouldn't exist you know, It's a hobby of mine.

lol, you heard that LoKoS (while ignoring the fact that I got hired recently :D)

LòKóS wrote:

The truth has been spoken! Demote Kandy

yeah it's time to demote the fake-never-posting-ygostuff moderator. aka @mr.kandy

10/10 ygo is fur nurds. 

#DoNothingAsAKandy

Lesson starts! Today's lesson's theme is about......"Reality & Serious." Ofcourse being serious and facing reality is needed in a lot of situations. However, there are situations that being serious can also be a "Mood Breaker". Examples speaks louder than words, so let's skip to the examples:

Example 1- @Anzo @Centrik @Tequila
Centrik: k.
Anzo: k.
Centrik: make avi
Anzo: k
Centrik: k.*
Anzo: k. den.
Centrik: k.den*
Anzo: :D k.
Centrik: :D
Tequila: .......
Anzo: k?
Centrik: k.
Tequila: Wait a minute!
Anzo: What Tequila?
Tequila: Isn't that weird? Why you two say almost nothing else but "k."?? Are you two like stupid or something? What is wrong with you two?
Anzo: No need to sweat over this, it's how we communicate.
Tequila: Humans do not just communicate by "k." What are you two, aliens? Mentally retarded?
Centrik: Hey, I maybe alien, but Anzo is not, he is ISinIS. k.
Tequila: STOP "k."ing!!! It sounds really stupid!
Centrik & Anzo: ..........(Party Pooper....)

Example 2- @Quasar @BOOKS! @LòKóS
BOOKS!: Hey I want to become a DevPro chetter someday like you Quasar!
Quasar: No, think real, you can't chet like me.
BOOKS!: But I want to win duels!
Quasar: Too bad, you can not win duels, you are not me, sadly.
BOOKS!: Fine then, I want to grow shadow tentacles like you, HoMoS!
LòKóS: Sorry, only I can grow those, you can't.
BOOKS!: There must be some other ways!
LòKóS: Yes, there is only one way.......is to give me $100,000,000,000 then I will let you grow some on the back.
BOOKS!: Ok....here, it's all my money (Give HoMoS $100,000,000,000)
LòKóS: Good....now RUN!!!  (Ran away with Quasar)
BOOKS!: ..........UNFORGIVABLE HOMOS!! DON THOUSAND!!!!! QUASAR.......KONO URAGIRIMONOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

........and that's all for today! I decided to make it only two examples today because I was lazy, but it's ok. Tomorrow's theme is going to be.........."KY."

Nice, we got so much money from baks... now I can buy an upgrade for Jv because he's kinda outdated..

Demote Teq.

Welp, Tequila is in trouble. :O So is UK.

centrik is too hard to imitate.

Quas now we can go and live on a stranded island only the two of us

Today's lesson starts now! Today we going to go through some example about the theme......"KY." What does "KY" mean exactly? Well it holds two meanings: 1) "KuukiYome" - A dead Japanese internet slang meaning read the atmosphere (mood). 2) "Kill You." Well then, we should skip to the examples now:

Example 1- @Anzo @Tequila @LòKóS @Jv
Anzo: I would like to discuss about the tournament I mentioned two days ago now.
LòKóS: Ok
Tequila: Sure, why not?
Jv: No.
Anzo: ........Well, what do you folks say if I say the tournament should be hosted 2 days later?
LòKóS: Sounds good to me.
Tequila: No Problem.
Anzo: Well then, do you folks have any problems with the tournament?
LòKóS: Yea actually, I would like to change the 4th rule a bit.
Jv: PIZZA
Anzo: .......Well what problem you have with the 4th rule?
Tequila: Well, he mentioned it to me before saying the 4th rule is a bit too strict, so maybe we should fix it?
Anzo: Ok, you guys handle it, anything else?
LòKóS: Not really.
Tequila: It's all good now.
Jv: OPPAI!
Anzo: ......THAT'S IT Jv GTFO OF HERE! (Throw explosives at Jv)
LòKóS & Tequila: Heh, it's dirty fireworks.

Example 2- @Centrik @Quasar @1010 @BOOKS!
(Quasar died)
BOOKS!: He was such a good person.......
1010: Yeah what a shame that he died.......
(Centrik walks in)
Centrik: :D Hey everyone, let's celebrate this party!!
BOOKS!: .......This is no laughing matter, Centrik.
Centrik: k. BUT STILL LETS ALL LAUGH!!! HAHAHAHHA
1010: I hate you Centrik, I hate mood breakers, DIE!!
Centrik: :D YAY! I die along with Quasar! (Stabbed)

Example 3- @Anzo @Centrik
Anzo: k.
Centrik: Imma kill you
Anzo: k.den
Centrik: Kill you.
Anzo: What's wrong? You malfunctioning again? I thought you are only programmed to say" k."
Centrik: I will kill you.
Anzo: He is broken. :O
Centrik: I kill you.
Anzo: k. but you got kill by 1010 9 times alrdy tho
Centrik: I am killing you.
Anzo: No, YOU are mistaken, I am killing YOU. (Threw explosives to Vietnam)
Centrik: :D YAY! I should record my kill records now: 1010: 9 times Ritsu: 2 times Anzo: 2 times. (BOOM!)

.............and that's all for today! Lesson will be here again tomorrow! As for the theme, it will be......"Confirming."

It's usually me telling others I kill you though lel

lol, at least you said it at the end

Anzo the Rule 34 is too strict..

jv trying to be cent is just sad

hahahaha those are really funny

Who the hell is ritsu and that other guy

Mr.Kandy wrote:

Who the hell is ritsu and that other guy

lol Ritsu is the girl in Centrik's avatar, he cheated on 1010 and married Ritsu instead now.

Also the other guy? U mean niney16? Well if you meant that, it was a user once Centrik confessed his love to in the public chat.

thats fucked up

Uh.....well yeah, I mean it's Centrik lol

Centrik's timeless adventures looking for love

lol yeah always resulted getting killed by 1010 or Ritsu tho (Anzo twice)

kandy has dds and most likly someone else

Lesson, lesson, lesson. Lesson is here today, Today's theme is...."Short Thinking". This is a really simple one. People simply hates it when you don't even think of what they are saying to you. Why? Because that means you are not taking their words seriously. Now then, let's see our examples for today:

Example 1- "No." @Quasar @Anzo
Anzo: Hey, pick the soap up.
Quasar: No.
Anzo: Hey, be active.
Quasar: No.
Anzo: Hey, pick-
Quasar: No.
Anzo: I want you to pi-
Quasar: No.
Anzo: Pick th-
Quasar: No.
Anzo: If you not picking the soap up then be activ-
Quasar: No.

Example 2- "Yep." @Anzo @Tequila
Anzo: Do the laundry, Teq
Tequila: Yep.
Anzo: So get up and do it now?
Tequila: Yep.
Anzo: Stop talking get moving!
Tequila: Yep.
Anzo: Stop.
Tequila: Yep.
Anzo: Stop saying "Yep." You can talk more than that. How old are you huh?
Tequila: Yep.
Anzo: You know what I will just bomb your clothes so you can go out naked........(Speechless explosives)

Example 3- "k. Version 3" @Centrik @Ritsu
Ritsu: Darling, what do you want for dinner tonight?
Centrik: k.
Ritsu: I won't understand if you just say "k."? Can you talk normally?
Centrik: kk.
Ritsu: Sometimes I wonder what are you Honey......
Centrik: kkk.
Ritsu: ?! (Gasp) You are kkk? Oh no! I must kill you then!
Centrik: kkkk.
Ritsu: I like killing Centrik now, it gives me joy for some odd reason. :D
Centrik: kkkkk. (Drum Smash)

..........and that's all for today! Ummmm, tomorrow's theme is going to be......"Now Loading..." Now then, see you tomorrow!!

Centrik confirmed kkk and Baks confimed the soap picker

Lesson starts again today, today's lesson will be about "Now Loading...." Haha, I am pretty sure everyone knows what does that mean right? It's actually the opposite of "Short Thinking." Basically, taking too long doing things in other words. We will see the examples now then:


Example 1- @Anzo
Anzo: Let's play some video games.
(Inserted disk in the console)
(Now loading.....)
Anzo: Can't wait until it starts!
(15 mins later...)
(Now Loading...)
Anzo: Ummm, this loading screen looks nice!
(1 hour later...)
Anzo: Ok, this is taking too long.
(Now Loading...)
(3 hours later...)
Anzo: What's wrong with this game? Still loading?
(Now Loading...)
(1 day later...)
(Now Loading...)
Anzo: I am even sensing something close with this disk now! :D
(2 Weeks later....)
(Now Loading...)
Anzo: FAK IT, even I don't take that long to load! I will just bomb this game instead! (BOOM!)


Example 2- @Quasar @LòKóS
Quasar: I have made a proposal for this tournament, what do you think about it?
LoKoS: Let's see, let's see.....
Quasar: (Patiently waiting)
LoKoS: .............(flipping pages)
LoKoS: .......................ummm.......ummmmmmmmmmm.............
Quasar: (Waiting)
(30 years later...)
LoKoS: .............ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Quasar: .......You done reading yet?
LoKoS: Oh shet I forgot I was reading, but no, your idea sucks so nope.
Quasar: THEN DON'T WASTE 30 YEARS TO THINK ABOUT IT FOK U

Example 3- @Centrik @Ritsu
Ritsu: So you promised me to not say "k." anymore, now then, what would you like to eat for lunch?
Centrik: Give me some time to think....
Ritsu: Hot dog?
Centrik: ummmmm, how about black dogs?
Ritsu: No, how about Vietnamese sandwich?
Centrik: umm.............
Ritsu: Fine let's eat some black dogs, let's go-
Centrik: ......EAT ME instead!
Ritsu: Huh? What are you going to eat then?
Centrik: ...........Black dogs?
Ritsu: No.
Centrik: No worries, I will eat you instead then.
Ritsu: Fok you, eat your own black dog!
Centrik: ...........(No killing today? WTF k.den)

........and that's all for today. Today's lessons seemed too one-patterned, but who cares  Anyways, tomorrow's theme is.........."Pointing." Now then, bye.

Eat me?

No worries I'll eat you then