BOOKinglyShelf

First topic message reminder :

My old bookshelf got closed down because the spam went out of control, and I decided to open a non-spam purpose bookshelf in here.

*I asked @Jv if it's ok to open a new room, he said that it's fine. So I hope there won't be a problem about this room. If there is, @Anzo, please tell me and close this room.

This room, as the title says, is my new bookshelf. It contains the followings:
1) Angering Lessons
2) MADs

I will post a lesson once per day in here. Please try to focus replying my lessons instead of spamming. If you must spam, try to control the spam in here.

Last edited by Bookingly on Mon Oct 31, 2016 3:33 am; edited 11 times in total

Fu give me valon lesson then

Chetryroid wrote:

Well, it seems like a long time so y not a new lesson

Lesson: Card Roots

Two-Pronged Attack

Japanese name: Hasami Uchi

Roots: "Hasami Uchi" is Pincer attack, basically. A strategy where 2 different groups of people surround and attack their target(s). The effect of this card is not exactly a "pincer attack" per se....it's more like Double Kamikaze ATTACK lol. For extra info, "Hasami" means scissors, and "Uchi" means attack. Pretty straight forward huh. This was one of the few super early traps that can kill Blue-eyes also, lol. At last, If one of the 3 targets is no longer on the field when the effect resolves, the other 2 targets won't be destroyed.

This is a different kind of lesson then what I came up with before I guess........well, it's ok unless there are complaints. 

Rest in peace Yu-Gi-Oh! Power of Chaos - Yugi The Destiny.
Nice lesson dude. ._.

It seems you like the ones from b4 more lol?

Chetryroid wrote:

It seems you like the ones from b4 more lol?

Nah. Sounds good here. ;D

idk, I will be making different ones depending on mood anyways

Lesson Theme "Bring up then drop down"

Meaning you give a kid candy then when they about to get it, you throw it away. Examples then:

1) @KONMAI @CrimsonOverlord
KONMAI: Ok, since OCG has stratos at 1, we should do the same for TCG.
CrimsonOverlord: YAY, AIRMAN CANNOT BE DEFEATED. SO when will you unban it?
KONMAI: idk
CrimsonOverlord: How about now? I will pay you all my money for it! PLEASE TAKE MY $$
KONMAI: Ok, give me your $$ then.
CrimsonOverlord: (Hands the money) ok, now unban Stratos?
KONMAI: BUT I REFUSE.
CrimsonOverlord: FK U, YOU LIED? YOU ARE AS ROTTEN AS A ROTTEN PUMPKIN ON A PIECE OF LAND THAT IS SO ROTTEN THAT NOT EVEN FLIES WILL GO NEAR TO!
KONMAI: However, we are going to release Armor Cards 1 week later!
CrimsonOverlord: Oooooh! YES, I have been waiting for this! I will wait a week then.
(1 week later)
KONMAI: Here is your armor card.
CrimsonOvelord: YES! Let's see......"Performage Armor"???? WUT IS DIS
KONMAI: It's EGAO.

2) @Leo @Myself
Myself: Ok, I am going to restore your warning bar back to full.
Leo: Oh really?!
Myself: Yeah, but you must do 1 task.
Leo: What may the task be?
Myself: Go ban botto.
Leo: OK, I go ban Botto now. (runs off)
~30 mins later....~
Myself: You done?
Leo: YEAH, I banned botto. So can you refill my warning meter now?
Myself: V e r y w e l l t h e n, banning botto is strictly forbidden by the rules of botto so now, BAN TIME :D. (Takes away the last warning and banned Leo)
Leo: FK U U LYING BETCHHHHHH!! (banned)
Myself: chet. You know you could have just asked botto to refill it right? LOL

Ok, done. I can tell I am lacking the spirit for these lessons still, but yeah I will need time to restore it back.......now then, bye.

Last edited by Chetryroid on Thu Mar 24, 2016 2:17 am; edited 1 time in total

Best lesson yet i laughed nonstop lol, but seriously though dem armor cards konami....

inb4 Performage Armor exists

Fucking hell warning bar.  
I liked the 1st one more btw. ;D

Inb4 valon in arc v MAKE IT HAPPEN

lol chet, it will never happen

y u crush dreams

CrimsonOverlord wrote:

y u crush dreams

i see the armor cards somewhere there

Why so Pocky Storm @CrimsonOverlord

delicious storm u mean

What the f@ck.

oh hey Centrik you want me to continue your love adventure?

Random lesson idea that I got thx to @Drunkion aka fukion

Theme: "Pattern-ize"

Example 1: @Drunkion @CrimsonOverlord
Drunkion: *steps on Crimson's Shadow*
CrimsonOverlord: fu stop stepping on my shadow
Drunkion: I will step on your feet instead then *steps*
CrimsonOverlord: OW fu stop!
Drunkion: ok I will step on your body then *knocks and steps on crimson, then keep jumping on him*
CrimsonOverlord: ._.
Drunkion: What's that? You want to get stepped on your face? ok *steps and stands on his face*
CrimsonOverlord: STOP IT, what do you even want?
Drunkion: DEMOTE CRIMSON TO RA

Example 2: @Drunkion @Me
Me: We need more Ras
Drunkion: ok demote books to obelisk
Me: I said ra fu
Drunkion: ok you said it, demote books to Ra
Me: but I refuse
Drunkion: no demote books to red
Me: liez, u go demote yourself
Drunkion: ok ban books from DA
Me: ban yourself betch
Drunkion: no, let's demote books to obelisk
Me: you said that alr-
Drunkion: let's demote books to Ra
Me: ._.
Drunkion: let's demote books to red
(Loop)

Example 3: @Centrik @1010
1010: U CHEATED ON ME AND GO FIND ANOTHER WIFE AGAIN? CENTRIK DIE (stabs)
Centrik: )<.den (dies)
1010: yay I killed him, now then....
Centrik: But I revived (pops up in front of 1010)
1010: oh you persistent little kkk DIE (Stab)
Centrik: I died! :D (died) But I revived.
1010: DIE ALREADY (Stabs x3)
Centrik: k. (died) but I revived.
1010: OMFG STOP REVIVING N DIE ALRDY (stabs x4)
Centrik: nooooooooo(died)yessssssss I wake up again, ok let's fk now 1010
1010: NO, I FK U this time STAB! (Stabx5)
Centrik: You just don't get it do you, I told you I will keep reviving right? No matter how fast you kill me- (get stabbed)
1010: Oh shut up, you school days cheater
Centrik: (revives) No matter how fast you kill or how much power you have, you cannot defeat me ALSO you have no ways to stop me from reviving.....! (Stabbed)
1010: I....don't......believe.....this......*huff puff*
Centrik: (Revive) DO
YOU
UNDA
STAAAAAAAAAAAAANDU?! (Stabs 1010)
1010: GWAAAH? HOW DARE YOU, STAB ME LIKE THIS FU!!! (Stabbed x2) YOUUU!!! CEEEEEEEEnnnnnNNNNTRRRRRRRRiIIIIII^IIII^KKKKKKKKKKKWAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! (Died)
Centrik: Hah, you think I dying is the pattern, FUK U 1010
1010: (Stands up) Heh, k.den
Centrik: !?
1010: I stole your immorality betch! Now then, for real this time....
Centrik: )<.den
1010: DIEEEE!!!!!! (Stabs x7)
Centrik: :Drz (Stabbed) (Died)

Yeah, this was the idea I talked about fukion

seems legit, i approve and i rate 5/7

Y so double demotion

because u in SoL n half of the ppl question y

OH DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN bookz so evil

because no armor cards will be there :D

Just a matter of months and armor cards will arrive for sure.

Crimson's Armor angering lesson

Theme "Knowing"

Example 1: "Memory Breaker" @CrimsonOverlord @Drunkion
CrimsonOverlord: You remember that girl worked at the cashier?
Drunkion: Oh her, yeah!
CrimsonOverlord: Yeah, she had nice thighs right? Was such an angel...
Drunkion: Angel? but I fked with her before.
CrimsonOverlord: Eh?
Drunkion: Not rly just fked, we were more like umm...."Sex Friends"? :D
CrimsonOverlord: eh...but I secretly had a crush on her-
Drunkion: I know. But no armor cards
CrimsonOverlord: I know.....wait NO FK U I DONT KNOW (Punch)

Example 2: "Unknowing" @Anzo @NightBot
Anzo: Oh, how many times you have been late to work now?
NightBot: I don't know.
Anzo: You don't know?.....Like you know you are suppose to work good as a staff right?
NightBot: I dunno.
Anzo: If you continue to act like this, you know what will happen?
NightBot: Idk.
Anzo: ._. How dare you talk to me like that, who do you think you are talking to?
NightBot: I don't know.
Anzo: ....You know how do I make people realize they are wrong?
NightBot: I dunno.
Anzo: I BOMB YOUR COUNTRY! (boom)

Example 3: "Knowing too much" @Centrik @1010
Centrik: I slept with Ritsu.
1010: WHAT-
Centrik: Next you will say " WHAT?! DIE CENTRIK!"
1010: DIE CENTRIK!........HUH!? How did you
Centrik: I also know you hid 1 million under your bed.
1010: !
Centrik: I know you love me touching you here~
1010: Uu....You!
Centrik: I also know that your skin is rough
1010: WHAT?!
Centrik: oh, and I also know how you like it when I *** your XO#@ while I ****** with T&*@%!), right?
1010: How did you-!?
Centrik: Ultimately I know that you are going to kill me after this line.....! (Stabbed)
1010: Hell yeah I am, DIE!
Centrik: I knew it :D (died)

Oh right, armor, fk i forgot about it, I know, I was doing it on purpose anyways. CRIMSON

Last edited by Bookingly on Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:49 am; edited 2 times in total

angel thigh chan ;-; daga kotowaru about armor cards

sorry crimson, wasnt my intention,(yes it was)

Anger Lesson "KATANA"

just because @SilentKatana too op

Lesson OP: "Monarchy"
Example 1: @Flash Dreyar @SilentKatana
Flash Dreyar: ok duel me katana
SilentKatana: ok
~duel starts~
SilentKatana: FU U USE MONARCH?
Flash Dreyar: yeah
SilentKatana: Why?
Flash Dreyar: just because you love it :D
SilentKatana: ... (Speechless Ban)

Example 2: @PowerNova @SilentKatana
SilentKatana: I hate monarches
PowerNova: You should have pulled off a few tricks katana meng
SilentKatana: You have no idea how bad was the matchup was Power
PowerNova: naaaw, anyone could have won vs monarch using ghostrick
SilentKatana: nope
PowerNova: unless you are Katana
SilentKatana: This is not funny ._. (Speechless ban x2)

Example 3: @ABCBooks @SilentKatana
SilentKatana: y so chet para
ABCBooks: OH KATANA LET MAKE SOMETHING JUST FOR YOU
SilentKatana: ok I use full power DDD, u use monarch
ABCBooks: nah I dont duel
SilentKatana: then what are you going to do?

WELL, I MADE THIS LESSON HERE! :D inb4 I got banned by katana

Katana new Train?