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First topic message reminder :

My old bookshelf got closed down because the spam went out of control, and I decided to open a non-spam purpose bookshelf in here.

*I asked @Jv if it's ok to open a new room, he said that it's fine. So I hope there won't be a problem about this room. If there is, @Anzo, please tell me and close this room.

This room, as the title says, is my new bookshelf. It contains the followings:
1) Angering Lessons
2) MADs

I will post a lesson once per day in here. Please try to focus replying my lessons instead of spamming. If you must spam, try to control the spam in here.

Last edited by Bookingly on Mon Oct 31, 2016 3:33 am; edited 11 times in total

it may be ♂eating♀, who knows

baks why did you spoil the pun  
Centrik's adventure searching for love has ended now... I guess?

What is pun? O_O

♂ eating ♀
If you know what I mean

Late lesson for today...! So, as I said yesterday, today's theme is "Pointing." Two ways of pointing are: 1) Pointing your finger at others, *in other words "m9 "(9 is the finger pointing towards you.) 2) Being picky and pointing out things. Now then, we shall head to the examples:


Example 1- "m9"* @Jv @Tequila @Quasar
Tequila: Hey, how are you today Jv?
Jv: Hey, look at you! (pointing at Teq)
Tequila: ?
Jv: Nothing.
Tequila: So who is going to deliver this pizza?
Jv: U (Pointing at Teq)
Tequila: ....Fine, so who is going to clean the shop today?
Jv: m9
Tequila: Who is the betch in here?
Jv: U. (Pointing)
Tequila: Who is Jv in here?
Jv: (Speechless Pointing) (Threw an empty can to the ground)
Tequila: ......
Quasar: Hey! Who threw this can here?
Jv: m9 (Pointing at Tequila)
Tequila: FOK U JV STOP POINTING AT ME


Example 2- "Yes Buts!" @LòKóS @Centrik @Anzo
LoKoS: Hey I am here to see Mr. Anzo...
Centrik: but you are white
LoKoS: Yes?
Centrik: but your tentacles are black
LoKoS: It's my race, nothing more. Is Mr. Anzo here?
Centrik: but you wearing brown suit, but your shoes are black, but you shaved your beard.
LoKoS: Wh....what? Are you a worker here?
Centrik: but I work here
LoKoS: Ok then, let me see your boss now, in other words Mr. Anzo?
Centrik: but it's k.den, but my boss is Anzo, but u seems like you are impatient
LoKoS: Because I AM in a hurry! We need to discuss some serious business! (Step front a step) Can I please see Mr. Anzo already?
Centrik: but you are shouting, but you are scaring me, but our business is serious, but you stepped front a step
LoKoS: What's wrong with you? Stop pointing out the tiniest things and let me in already.
Centrik: but nothing is wrong with me, but those are not tiny, but I cant let you in
LoKoS: I guess Mr. Anzo is not here?
Centrik: but you are guessing randomly, but you r questioning me now
LoKoS: Forget it! I never came here. I guess Mr. Anzo is not here.
Centrik: but I cant forget it, but you indeed came here, but mr anzo didn't die yet.
LoKoS: Bye now! Weirdo...
Centrik: but bye forever not only now, but you are the weirdo here, but you are trying to leave
LoKoS: I am leaving, not only trying to leave.
Centrik: but you should leave, but you are still weird
LoKoS: (Left)
~Tomorrow~
Anzo: I am back! Was there anyone looking for me?
Centrik: k. but wb, but some weirdo looking for you
Anzo: That must be LoKoS, what did he say? You know he was going to buy our company's product!
Centrik: but he said he will  leave, but I talked scared away him
Anzo: OMG k. cent!? You just killed our company's future! You are fired! In a Vietnamese Sandwich!! (takes out explosive)
Centrik: Yay! 4 times from Anzo now :D (BOOM!)


.........and that's all for today! The point is to annoy people by pointing at them for this lesson. It's quite easy actually, most effective when pointing out things that others don't want other people to know! Tomorrow's theme will be "Checking." Now then. We are done for today!

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Holy shit Cent managed to talk in almost normal sounding sentences?

@LòKóS You consider those sentences as normal?

Anyways, lesson starts for today. Today's theme is "Checking." We will see what that means via examples:

Example 1- "Hair Check" @Jv @Anzo
Anzo: Jv I need you to do this staff work.
Jv: ummm, your hair is bothering me.
Anzo: What's wrong with it?
Jv: Your hair is 0.1 mm longer than yesterday?
Anzo: I suppose it grows. So can you do it?
Jv: Ummm, you 375th hair to the left is tilted 3°to the right....
Anzo: Can you handle this?
Jv: Ummm, you grew a white hair in the back....ummm
Anzo: You know what? I will just bomb your hair off so you don't have to worry about hair anymore. (BOOM!)
Jv: now I have an afro!

Example 2- "Body Check" @Centrik @Ritsu
Centrik: Hey Ritsu.
Ritsu: Hi Centrik.
Centrik: Hey Ritsu, what you up to?
Ritsu: I am going to out to shopping now.
Centrik: Wait, you may be going out to cheat on me, let me body check you.
Ritsu: Body.....check...? Wha-?! (Centrik touching Ritsu from top to bottom)
Centrik: Ummm, nothing suspicious detected. k.den
Ritsu: ...You just wanted an excuse to touch me didn't you?
Centrik: Hey wait, I need to check your phone to make sure you are not texting other boys.
Ritsu: Huh? You have to check that much?
Centrik: Yes. Password not changed, k. (Checking) No one suspicious I see on here. k.den
Ritsu: k.den? I can go now right?
Centrik: No, let me check your wallet, if you say you going to shopping you must have a lot of money in there.
Ritsu: Sigh whatever. Go ahead.
Centrik: Ok, wallet is clear. Now I shud check your clothing. (stretching Ritsu's T-shirt, skirt, socks, hair band, and ribbons)
Ritsu: What are you doing?!
Centrik: ........Inspecting, ok now last but not least, I will need to check your skin and underwear.
Ritsu: FOK U CENTRIK, U JUST WANTED TO DO THIS HUH? U HENTAI, DIE! (Pulls out a drum)
Centrik: :D (Drum smashed)

.....and that's all for today! Checking is ok, but overdoing can lead to troubles, remember that! Tomorrow's theme will be "Randomness." Now then, today's lesson is done!

Randomness!!! 

Now it's MAD time instead of lesson time, so here, 6 zones together! :D :

Well at least he finally didn't say k. continuously

This will be a SHORT and late lesson. Since today's theme is "Randomness", we will only need one example. Less talk, more example then:

Example Sp.- "Chaos Spam" @A_Lot_of_People
Anzo: Let me check the chatbox......hi pplz
BOOKS!: BOOKS!
Quasar: We need moar MADs!! :O
LoKoS: TENTACLE LOLI DIO THE WORLD!!! I am not HoMoS tho
Jv: Oppai!
Tequila: Shameless Fluffal Spam
BOOKS: (Speechless Hand Chop)
Quasar: KAKAROTTO!!!!!! :broly:
DDS: Randomness!  
Jv: DON ZAUSANDO
Anzo: #DemoteAllMembers
psychoturtle: TREEHARA KUN YO
Centrik: k.
Mr. Kandy: Oh god I am going blind!
Tequila: It feeeeeeeels sooooooo good~!
BOOKS: BBBBBABAA BURN!!
LoKoS:    wtf
Quasar: Guess what is not only in our prefecture HAHAHAHHAHA~!!!??!
Anzo: Population ageing? :> I shall solve it by booming up the elders.
Jv: PASTA PIZZA
Mr. Kandy: PP?
Tequila: Visa?
Centrik: k. k. k. is not K.K.K.
BOOKS!: (Speechless Stomach Punch)
LoKoS: I am a fathercon plus lolicon :D
Quasar: IKUZE CLEAR MINNNND!!!!! DUN DUN DUN!!
Jv: KAOSU EKUSI-ZU CHENJI
Tequila: Quick! Do a barrel roll!
Mr. Kandy: DDS bae~ let's do a barrel roll together on bed <3
DDS: o.o I don't even...
Centrik: k.den
Anzo: Ban. Ban all. (BOMB!!)
All: UWAAAAAAH!!!! (Split into half like Pla\ cido) (Explosions)

....and yeah, that's all for today. There are absolutely no rule to randomness. It can irritate some people badly though. What? Today's lesson is BS? Don't care, that is not inside my restriction area. Tomorrow's theme will be "confusion." Sounds similar to today's? Well, in a sense it's close. Now then.....we are done for today!

I am no fathercon, nor lolicon!

KAKAROTTO!!!!!! 

Hi! Today's theme is Confusion. What is confusion exactly? Well you can think of it as something that doesn't make sense. How to anger people with confusion though? You have a few ways, which we are going to discuss in the examples following:

Example 1- "Bringing Confusion" @Jv @Tequila
Jv: Hai Tequila
Tequila: Hi Jv
Jv: You know that "Hai" can also mean "Yes" in Japanese?
Tequila: So what you mean was "Yes Tequila?"
Jv: No you see although hai can mean yes but in English hi is just hi even though I just said hai doesn't mean it has to be yes it can be a simple hello but maybe I am saying hai too also the point I am trying to make is I may as well be saying yes when I say hi to you so DO YOU UNDERSTAND??
Tequila: Wat? ._. Nope
Jv: Ok, so Hai Tequila
Tequila: FOK U JV NO HAIs FOR U

Example 2- "Keeping confusion" @Anzo @Jv @Centrik (NOTE: Contains "k."nese)
Anzo: k
Centrik: k.*
Anzo: k.
Jv: k*
Anzo: k
Centrik: No, it's k.*
Anzo: k.?
Jv: no its weird to keep two punctuations together so its k
Anzo: so k
Centrik: No, you are wrong. It's k.
Anzo: kkkkkkk FOK U too confusing! I will just talk normally!
Centrik: k.den
Jv: kden*
Centrik: k.den*
Jv: k. den.*
Centrik: k.den
Anzo: FFS, NO ONE CARES, I WILL BOMB THE NEXT WHO SAID K.
Centrik: k.*
Anzo: (Speechless Explosives)

Examples 3- "Needless Confusion" @Centrik @1010 @Ritsu @DIO @LòKóS
1010: I am your wife Centrik
Ritsu: No, I am!
LòKóS: No, I am his wife! I am HoMoS afterall!
Centrik: k. all of you are my wives.
DIO: You thought all of them are your wives, that's what you thought? NO, you have only one wife, and IT IS ME DIO!!
LòKóS: Dio Brando! Get back inside the loli pillow! I am his wife, no one else is!
1010: Who the hell are you two anyways!? Get away! I am Centrik's original, one and only wife, I am 1010!!
Ritsu: Hey but look who is in his Avatar now huh? It's his wife, me, Ritsu!
DIO: No, it is THIS DIO!!
LòKóS: Stop this! Everyone knows that I am the only one that exist irl so I am his real wife!
1010: No! All of you trying to steal my husband, fine we will decide on who knows what Centrik likes the most. The one that knows what he likes should be his wife since that's only something his wife knows!
All: No problem! Then in 3, 2, 1.......!
All: IT IS THIS DIO!!!!
DIO: HAHAHHA, This proves no one can surpass me, Dio! You puny Centrik! I shall ♂rule♂ you!
Centrik: k.den but how?
DIO: By this......THE WORLD!!! (Jumps up to the sky) and by this.....ROAD ROLLER DA!!!!!!!!
Centrik: ?! ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
DIO: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!!!! 8 SECONDS HAVE PASSED!!! It's too late! You can't escape!! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Centrik: k.
DIO: I WILL SMASH YOU FLAT!!!! (Smash)
Centrik: Get killed by a road roller......this is new! Nice :D (Smashed)
Ritsu&1010&HoMoS: (What were we fighting for again.......?)

.....and that's all for today, about tomorrow's lesson, it may be postponed to Tuesday....due to unexpected circumstances. I am deeply sorry that any troubles that will be cause by this delay. Next lesson, rather it will be tomorrow or Tuesday, will be about "Attitude."

Dio killed his husband

Yeah, DIO too cruel :O

Centrik's KO record:
1010: 9 times
Ritsu: 4 times
Dio: 1 time
Anzo: 5 times

I'm slow but this shit killed me:

Example 3- @Centrik @Ritsu
Ritsu: So you promised me to not say "k." anymore, now then, what would you like to eat for lunch?
Centrik: Give me some time to think....
Ritsu: Hot dog?
Centrik: ummmmm, how about black dogs?
Ritsu: No, how about Vietnamese sandwich?
Centrik: umm.............
Ritsu: Fine let's eat some black dogs, let's go-
Centrik: ......EAT ME instead!
Ritsu: Huh? What are you going to eat then?
Centrik: ...........Black dogs?
Ritsu: No.
Centrik: No worries, I will eat you instead then.
Ritsu: Fok you, eat your own black dog!
Centrik: ...........(No killing today? WTF k.den)

Who's DIO

@Centrik it's your new wife, Dio Brando, this guy:

Ptfffffffffffffffffffffff

Centrik is in love, i can tell.

Today we will be discussing about "Attitude." Bad attitude can hurt your reputation it can also anger people easily. Oh by the way, I will refrain from tagging people in examples unless someone asked to be. Now then, we should skip to the examples:


~Example 1~
Jv: Spamzo
Anzo: You talking to me?
Jv: ofc I am. Anyways, I say you should demote yourself and I take over your place as head admin.
Anzo: Jv is malfunctioning.....but again since when he is not.
Jv: someone as smart as me should be an admin instead of mod, you shud pay me for being a mod making my potential buried
Anzo: Interesting, what makes you think I should pay you?
Jv: for that I am the best being. for that you are a magician, now pay me, NOW
Anzo: You know what? I will gift you a present instead  (Took out dynamites)
Jv: Nuuuuuu
(Bomb!)


~Example 2~
LoKoS: Heya Baks
BOOKS!: Nu~ stahp~
LoKoS: WTF
BOOKS!: I am just a sexy little loli~ don't hurt me~
LoKoS: Did you hit your head or something?
BOOKS!: I am just a little book, please be gentle with me~
LoKoS: welp WTF, my tentacles stopped growing ._. I wonder why baks is so weird today...
DIO: (Breaks open the costume) HAHAHAHA! It was because, this is me DIO!
LoKoS: Well that explains everything......wait no it didn't.
DIO: I will tell you what happened. I was inside the loli pillow too long so yeah I became a little loli now~♡ Damn I did it again!
LoKoS: A loli DIO,......a LIO!

~Example 3~
Centrik: Hey 1010 I love you!
1010: I-I know....
Centrik: HEY 1010 I HATE YOU!
1010: Wut? DIE!
Centrik: Yay :D (Stabbed)

.......and that's all for today. Tomorrow's theme will be "Hentai." Now then, see you tomorrow!

A loli Dio=Lio... Fcking nice

I expected it to be longer

Hey there, today's theme is "Hentai." Before you thinking of 18+ stuff, Hentai holds a meaning of "Transformation" and also the well-known meaning. Now then we will see one of each examples:

~Example 1~
Jv: Hey Tequila! That land over there, you saying it's ALL your family's?
Tequila: Yeah, it is.
Jv: OMG, I am so glad that I am have you as a friend! So those land are all your parents' right??
Tequila: Ah, no, they are all my uncle's not my parents'.
Jv: Oh........so it's not yours.......I see.....
Tequila: What's wrong with that?
Jv: ........sigh..........smh......it's a shame, we are no longer friends.......sigh
Tequila: (#._.)三つ FOK U JV (Speechless Uppercut)

~Example 2~
Centrik: Hey 1010
1010: Long time no see, what?
Centrik: Let's have s*x.
1010: Wait what??
Centrik: I mean it, let's do it right now.
1010: You out of your mind? What are you saying so suddenly?
Centrik: When I laid my eyes on you, I can not stop thinking of how we spending time together on the bed.
1010: Wha-!!!?
Centrik: I want to see you; I want to hear your voice; I want to smell you; I want to taste you; I want to touch you, and most of all, I want you to sense and feel me.
1010: You, You Hentai!!
Centrik: k.den Don't move, I am going to touch you now.
1010: N-N-N-No!!! DIE!! HENTAI!
Centrik: Hmmm, I understand how it feels to be a female now, getting stabbed and all. It feeeeeeeels sooooooooo gooooooooood~ (Stabbed & Collapsed)

......and that's all for today, let's see, tomorrow's them is going to be "Double Face." Now then, stay tuned for tomorrow!

I dont mind being tagged in these lessons @baks

he doesnt tag anymore.

Lesson time today. "Double Face" is the theme. I will tag people back then I guess. Now then, examples:


~Example 1~ @Quasar @Jv
Quasar: Hey Jv you handsome.
Jv: Hey Quasar, you handsome.
Quasar: Hey Jv you not handsome
Jv: Hey Quasar, you still handsome
Quasar: Hey Jv you troublesome
Jv: Hey Quasar, you still handsome
Quasar: Hey Jv I gtg, and I was jk.
Jv: l<.den
(Quasar Left)
Jv: FOK QUASAR I HATE HIM. HE NOT HANDSOME AND HE TROUBLESOME.

~Example 2~ @LòKóS @Centrik @1010
LoKoS: Hey Centrik, I can't let you slack anymore you know that?
Centrik: Yes, I understand, sorry.
Centrik: (Whisper) but you fking suck so annoying being blah blah blah
LoKoS: You said something?
Centrik: N-No, I didn't.
LoKoS: Yeah, stop being late to work, I don't want to fire you, you know that?
Centrik: Yes, sorry. (Whisper) what's wrong with this guy he is talking me like my boss who does he think he is huh
LoKoS: I am giving you a chance here, are you complaining?
Centrik: No, I mean I will definitely be on time everyday in the future. (Punch his hand)
LoKoS: Hey, You just punched? What, you are angry? You are the one who is late, look at your mistake, understand?
Centrik: k.den (Whisper and punching hands) This guy so annoying keep picking on me I mean everyone is late on their jobs why only me I hate him so much (Punch) not to mention his shadow tentacles and loli pillows (Punch)
LoKoS: That's it, You are fired! GTFO!
Centrik: k.den (walks out)
1010: (Instant Transmit) FOK U CENTRIK U LOST YOUR JOB? NO MONEY? DIE!!
Centrik: :D (Stabbed)


...and that's all for today. "Expectation" will be the theme for tomorrow. Now then, bye!

I see Jv thinks I am handsome too :D
but why does Centrik dies in each lesson ? I am getting some feels for him here

Lesson Time! "Expectations" will be our theme for today. Today we will go over 3 type of "Expectations" 1)High Expectations 2)Raising the meter 3)Low expectations Now then, we should skip to the examples:

~Example 1 - High Expectations~ Models: @Quasar @Anzo
Anzo: Hey Quasar, I want you to win an academy war.
Quasar: Ok
Anzo: You will have a handicap of not using spell cards, only you though.
Quasar: ......That will be hard but I will try.
Anzo: Also, you will need 60 cards in your Main Deck.
Quasar: That's real tough......but I will still try.
Anzo: Also also, you can not have an extra deck.
Quasar: ._. Eh~?
Anzo: Also also also, you can not take a damage.
Quasar: >.>
Anzo: And oh, if any one of those things I mentioned happened, I will bomb you along with your country.
Quasar: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

~Example 2 - Raising Meter~ Models: @NightBot @Jv @KawaiiMiku
Jv: Hey look naitobotto can fit a fist in his mouth
NightBot: Mhm
KawaiiMiku: Envoy, can you put 2 fists in it?
NightBot: M....mhm... (Stuck 2 fists)
Jv: Hey naitobotto now try to put a deck inside there as well!
NightBot: ?!
KawaiiMiku: That's more like it! Now stuck some knives and spikes inside there?
NightBot: ......
Jv: Now now, naitobotto let's put some ice cream inside there as well!
NightBot: (Spit out all the things) FOK U JV. I HATE ICE CREAM.
*NightBot walks away

~Example 3 - Low Expectations~ Models: @LòKóS @Centrik @1010
Centrik: Hey LoKoS
LoKoS: WHAT?! IMPOSSIBLE!
Centrik: What?
LoKoS: I expect you can only speak k. and k.den, I am so shocked that you can talk in a normal sentence!
Centrik: That's mean but k. BTW, can I work on this project?
LoKoS: Nah, this is too hard for you, let others handle it.
Centrik: k.den
LoKoS: Actually on a second thought, this job itself is too much for you. You are fired, you can go now.
Centrik: Huh? b-b-but, I didn't prove myself that I can do anything yet!
LoKoS: Nonono, I expect nothing from something like you, now get out of my sight.
Centrik: k.
1010: FOK U CENTRIK, BARK BACK AT YOUR BOSS LIKE A MAN, I HATE SCARYCATS, SO DIE!
Centrik: Nice, 12 times now. (Stabbed)

.......and that's all for today! Now then, remember expecting differently can control people's mood too. Tomorrow's theme will be "Overreacting." Stay tuned!

Worst reason to be killed ._.