Buff the Card Above You

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So this is a pretty simple game, you nominate 1 card and the next poster tries to overpower it (but in a reasonable way)

I'll start


N/C Volcanic Doomfire


(btw I totally copied this from pojo)

This card can attack all Special Summoned monsters your opponent controls once each. Once per turn: You can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card, then target 1 monster your opponent controls; this card gains ATK equal to that monster's current ATK and it's effects are negated until the End Phase. 

N/C: The Seal of Orichalcos

The New Seal Of Orichalcos wrote:

All monsters you control gain 500 ATK. Once per turn, this card cannot be destroyed by card effects. While you control 2 or more face-up Attack Position monsters, your opponent cannot target your monster(s) with the lowest ATK for an attack. When this card is activated: Return all Special Summoned monsters you control to the Deck. You cannot Special Summon monsters from your Extra Deck the turn you active this card. You can only activate "The Seal of Orichalcos" once per Duel.

N/C: Arcana Force XIV - Temperance

During damage calculation, in either player's turn: You can discard this card; you take no Battle Damage from that battle. When this card is Summoned: Toss a coin and apply this effect. The effect lasts while this card is face-up on the field.
● Heads: You take no Battle Damage.
● Tails: Halve all Battle Damage your opponent takes.

N/C: Cyber Tutu

If the ATK of all face-up  monster your opponent controls is equal to or higher than the ATK of this card, this card can attack your opponent directly.

Nc: ultimaya tzolk'in

If the ATK of all face-up  monster your opponent controls is equal to or higher than the ATK of this card, this card can attack your opponent directly.

Nc: ultimaya tzolk'in

If the ATK of all face-up  monster your opponent controls is equal to or higher than the ATK of this card, this card can attack your opponent directly.

Nc: ultimaya tzolk'in

Original Text:(This card is always treated as a Level 12 monster.)
Cannot be Synchro Summoned. Must be Special Summoned (from your Extra Deck) by sending 1 Level 5 or higher Tuner monster and 1 Level 5 or higher non-Tuner monster you control with the same Level to the Graveyard, and cannot be Special Summoned by other ways. Once per turn, when a Spell/Trap Card(s) is Set on your side of the field: You can Special Summon 1 "Power Tool" Synchro Monster or 1 Level 7 or 8 Dragon-Type Synchro Monster from your Extra Deck. While you control another Synchro Monster, this card cannot be targeted with effects or for attacks.

My Version:
(This card is always treated as a level 12 monster)
This card can only be syncro summoned with a Syncro-Tuner monster, and card(s) whose total equals 12 stars and cant be special summoned any other way. Once per turn if you activate or set a spell/trap card, and/or activate a monster effect, special summon a Dragon Type Syncro Monster that is level 7 or 8, or has the name "power tool". If you do, this card gain 1000 attack points and defense points. If any faceup Syncro monster where to be destroyed by battle or card effect, banish this card instead and at the end phase return this card back to the field. This card cannot be destroyed by card effect or battle. After three turns this card is sent back to the extra deck.

New Card: Il Blud

This card is treated as a Normal Monster while face-up on the field or in the Graveyard. While this card is face-up on the field, you can Normal Summon it to have it become an Effect Monster with this effect.
● Up to twice per turn: You can Special Summon 1 Zombie-Type monster from your hand or from either player's Graveyard. You can only control 1 "Il Blud".

N/C: UFOroid Fighter

Original Effect:"UFOroid" + 1 Warrior-Type monster
A Fusion Summon of this card can only be conducted with the above Fusion Material Monsters. The original ATK and DEF of this card become equal to the combined original ATK of the 2 Fusion Material Monsters you used for the Fusion Summon of this card.

New Effect: UFOroid + 1 or more Warrior-Type monsters
A Fusion summon of this card can only be conducted with the above Fusion Material Monsters.
The orignal ATK and DEF of this card becomes equal to the combined original ATK of the 2 Fusion Material Monsters used for the Fusion summon of this card. This card cannot be destroyed be targeted by card effects. Once per turn if this card attacks it can attack again. If this card leaves the field, you may special summon either a warrior-type monster, or UFOroid from your graveyard, its effect(s) are negated.

New Card: Destiny Hero Malicious

Must first be Fusion Summoned. During either player's turn: You can target 1 monster you control; this turn, it cannot be destroyed by battle or by card effects. You can only use this effect of "El Shaddoll Wendigo" once per turn. If this card is sent to the Graveyard: You can target 1 "Shaddoll" Spell/Trap Card in your Graveyard; add it to your hand.

N/C: Super Roboyarou/Robolady

"Robolady" + "Roboyarou"
You can Special Summon "Super Roboyarou" by returning this card from the field to the Fusion Deck. You cannot use this effect during the same turn this monster is Special Summoned. In addition, increase the ATK of this monster by 1000 points during the Damage Step when this monster inflicts Direct Damage to your opponent's Life Points. When this card is distoried by battle banish 1 monster your opponent controls.

N/C: Relinquished

You can Ritual Summon this card with "Black Illusion Ritual". Once per turn: You can target 1 monster your opponent controls; equip that target to this card. (You can only equip 1 monster at a time to this card with this effect.) This card's ATK and DEF become equal to thatequipped monster's. If this card would leave the field: destroy that equipped monster instead. While equipped with that monster, any battle damage you take from battles involving this card inflicts equal effect damage to your opponent.


N/C:  D/D Magical Astronomer Galilei

Pendulum Effect: You cannot Pendulum Summon monsters, except "DD" monsters. This effect cannot be negated.
During each of your Standby Phases: Increase this card's Pendulum Scale by 2 (max. 10).

Monster Effect:  During either player's turn: You can discard this card, then target 1 "DD" or "Covenant" card you control; banish until the End Phase, and if you do, you take no battle damage for the rest of this turn.

N/C: Elemental HERO Storm Neos

"Elemental HERO Neos" + "Neo-Spacian Air Hummingbird" + "Neo-Spacian Aqua Dolphin"
Must first be Special Summoned (from your Extra Deck) by shuffling the above cards you control into the Deck. (You do not use "Polymerization".  You can send to the graveyard all Spell and Trap Cards on the field(this is a quick effect). During the End Phase: Shuffle this card into the Extra Deck.this effect cannot be negated. When this card is shuffled into the Extra Deck this way: Shuffle all cards on your opponent's field the field into the Deck.


n/C D/D magical astronomer kepler

Pendulum Effect You cannot Pendulum Summon monsters, except "D/D" monsters. This effect cannot be negated. During each of your Standby Phases: Reduce this card's Pendulum Scales by 2 (min. 0), then destroy all monsters you control whose Levels are higher than this card's Pendulum Scales, except "D/D" monsters.
Monster Effect If this card is Normal or Special Summoned: You can activate 1 of these effects. You can only use each effect of "D/D Magical Astronomer Kepler" once while face up on the field.
● Target 1 other "D/D" card you control; return that target to the hand.
● Add 1 "Covenant" card from your Deck to your hand.
● Banish 1 "D/D" card you control to add 1 "D/D" monster from your deck to your hand.

N/C Fabled Unicore

1 "Fabled" Tuner + 1 or more non-Tuner "Fabled" monsters
While you and your opponent have the same number of cards in hand, your opponent cannot activate any card of effect.

n/c: Frightfur Leo

Frightfur Leo
7*/DARK/Fiend/Fusion/2400/2000
1 "Edge Imp" monster + 1 "Fluffal" monster
Once per turn: You can target 1 face-up monster your opponent controls; destroy it, and if you do, inflict damage to your opponent equal to the original ATK of the destroyed monster.

N/C: Ancient Gear

If you control an "Ancient Gear" monster you can Special Summon this card from your hand or Graveyard, You cannot Special summon monsters except "Ancient Gear" this turn.

N/C: D/D/D Abyss Ragnarok the Complete Oblivion Overlord

D/D/D [s]Crotch King[/s] Ragnarok the Complete Oblivion Overlord
same stats/Scale 3

Pendulum Effect If you Special Summon a "D/D" monster(s), except during the Damage Step: You can target 1 "D/D" monster in your Graveyard: Special Summon it, and if you do, take 1000 damage. You can only use this effect of "D/D/D Abyss Ragnarok the Complete Oblivion Overlord" once per turn. Monster Effect If this card is Normal or Special Summoned: You can target 1 "D/D/D" monster in your Graveyard; Special Summon it. You can only use this effect of "D/D/D Abyss Ragnarok the Complete Oblivion Overlord" once per turn. Once per turn: You can Tribute 1 other "D/D" monster you control, then target 1 monster your opponent controls; banish it.
N/C: D-Boyz

Pay 3000 LP: You can Special Summon any number of "D-Boyz" from your Deck,Hand or Graveyard. in face-up Attack Position, then you take 1000 damage for each monster Special Summoned by this effect. Cards or effects cannot be activated in response to this card effect.

N/C: Deck Lockdown

Neither player can add cards from their Deck to their hand except by drawing them. Monsters cannot be Special Summoned from the Main Deck.

N/C: Atomic Scrap Dragon and/OR Water Dragon

1 "Scrap" Tuner + 2 or more non-Tuner monsters
Once per turn, you can select 1 card you control and up to 3 cards in your opponent's Graveyard. Destroy your selected card and Banish the opponent's cards to the Deck. When this card is destroyed by your opponent's card (either by battle or by card effect) and sent to the Graveyard, select 1 non-Synchro "Scrap" monster from your Graveyard, and Special Summon it.

N/C: Exodia the forbidden one

When you have "Right Leg of the Forbidden One", "Left Leg of the Forbidden One", "Right Arm of the Forbidden One" and "Left Arm of the Forbidden One" in addition to this card in your hand, you get a girlfriend.

N/C: NEX

NEX
Normal Spell
Send 1 face-up "Neo-Spacian" monster your control to the Graveyard. Special Summon 1 Level 4 monster with the same name from your extra deck.

NEX
Quickplay Spell
Tribute 1 "Neo-Spacian" monster; Special Summon 1 monster with the same Level as the tributed monster from your extra deck, ignoring its summoning conditions .

N/C: Dewloren, Tiger King of the Ice Barrier

1 Tuner + 1 or more non-Tuner monsters
Once per turn, you can return any number of cards you control to the owner's hand. For each card returned to the owner's hand by this effect, this card gains 300 ATK until the End Phase.

N/C: Edge Imp Chain

same stats
When this card declares an attack: You can add 1 "Edge Imp " monster from your Deck to your hand. If this card is sent from the hand or the field to the Graveyard: You can add 1 "Frightfur" or "Fluffal" card from your Deck to your hand.

N/C: Rainbow Dragon

Cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. Must be Special Summoned (from your hand) by having LESS THAN 7 "Crystal Beast" cards with different names on your field or in your Graveyard, and cannot be Special Summoned by other ways. This card cannot activate its effects the turn it is Special Summoned. ● During either player's turn: You can send all "Crystal Beast" monsters you control to the Graveyard; this card gains 1000 ATK for each card sent. ● You can banish all "Crystal Beast" monsters in your Graveyard; shuffle all cards on the field into the Decks.

N/C: Pot of greed

Draw 2 cards then flip your opponent off.

N/C: Melodious Canon