DATING AND DUELING :O (worth the read)

I've been off DA for a while now and I have missed you.
Here is a story that happened in my absence.

DATING AND DUELING :O

• started dating this girl 9/10
  
• still don't get why or how we started dating
  
• assume that every girl is judgmental and hates anime/TCG/etc because I'm a retard
  
• hide all of my manga, binders of Yugioh/Pokemon cards, DBZ posters and cosplay wigs before I invite her over
  
• soon realize how empty my room is
  
• buy a bunch of cheap art from Good Will and shitty wall rugs and other crap
  
• invite her over after the third date– all of which were awesome
  
• don't have to explain to you what happens on third date
  Hint: Horizantal Tango
  
• continue to see each other often
  
• she finds my deck
  Fck
  
• she tells me she needs to go
  Fck
  
• she comes back in half an hour with a deck
  we duel
  we duel
  we duel
  
• She breaks up with me about a week later because I suck at dueling.
  Fck
  

The End

Um... Ouch. That sucks

Sorry that happened to you man.

Go away.  We didn't like you in the first place.
Just kidding.  Come back. D:
Anyways...

Jikan wrote:

she comes back in half an hour with a deck

At this part I was saying, "Lucky bugga."  

Jikan wrote:

She breaks up with me about a week later because I suck at dueling.

I lol'd.  But is this true? o_o  Cause that's sad. Dem children's card games taken so seriously.

Dude, she wants your D






That's a really good story. Never going to happen to this guy.

But seriously. Noice.

It's cool. The moment she wanted to duel. I was thinking:
*I hope I won't look like a dick when I try to get my money back at Good Will...*

Jikan wrote:

It's cool. The moment she wanted to duel. I was thinking:
*I hope I won't look like a dick when I try to get my money back at Good Will...*

XD

I wanna sig that so badly, but I don't have enough sig space.

At least we got to bump uglies a couple times before she emasculated me in a children's card game.

Jikan wrote:

At least we got to bump uglies a couple times before she emasculated me in a children's card game.

I need to know the deck. Can't explain why. D: And your deck.

So. Instead of f*cking you dueled her. If I were you, I would have made some naasty bets xDD..


Welcome back

Juelz Anthony Cruz wrote:

blame it on your dueling skills

As for the sex:
I will tell you that I have the most amazing fingers and talented tongue. I've made women sweat and shiver at the same time.

As for card games:
This trick however was an nerd elitist.
Despite the fact that I suck at this game I enjoy it.
But apparently there is something sexy about TCG to her.
A nerd fetish or something?

SIMPLY PUT: MY DECK WASN'T ENOUGH FOR HER.

Jikan wrote:

Juelz Anthony Cruz wrote:

blame it on your dueling skills

As for the sex:
I will tell you that I have the most amazing fingers and talented tongue. I've made women sweat and shiver at the same time.

As for card games:
This trick however was an nerd elitist.
Despite the fact that I suck at this game I enjoy it.
But apparently there is something sexy about TCG to her.
A nerd fetish or something?

Haha! I was just busting your chops and apparently it was. Maybe after beating you so many times, it finally became a turn off. Whether women admit it or not, they all prefer a male to be dominant.

If I'm going to lose at a children's card game I don't need my girlfriend taking away my dignity. I can take away my dignity all by myself.

Lol.

oh well im sure there will be plenty of good looking girls who want to play yugioh with you out there (sarcasm)

Homeslice wrote:

oh well im sure there will be plenty of good looking girls who want to play yugioh with you out there (sarcasm)

I'll just date someone with low self-esteem. In the mean time I'll just play with myself...

... card games...

or just hide your decks better that could work to

wtf did I just read

A sad life story, Zeox.

A sad life story

Zeox just jealous he's not human


*Leaves meat for Zeox* Eat you damned dinosaur

ouch

No offense but you deserve it for trying to hide who you are.

You went about doing this the wrong way, trying to be somebody else just for a pretty face. You're not supposed to look for someone and give up on what you like just for a little fun, you're supposed to find someone that compliments your likes and wishes.

Goes to show your lack of experience. Also, a gentleman has no memory. TMI.

Instead of dueling her you should have raped her. It works just fine.

Anzo wrote:

Instead of dueling her you should have raped her. It works just fine.

Anzo, where do you come from again...? o.O

Have you at least played one Strip Yu-Gi-Oh duel :D ?

lol im sorry but i couldnt help but laugh at the end. She broke up with you cuz your a bad duelist XD. Wouldn't expect a girl to say that. Maybe you should practice dueling more

Naito Raizu wrote:

Anzo wrote:

Instead of dueling her you should have raped her. It works just fine.

Anzo, where do you come from again...? o.O

Mysterious White Van.

Anzo wrote:

Naito Raizu wrote:

Anzo wrote:

Instead of dueling her you should have raped her. It works just fine.

Anzo, where do you come from again...? o.O

Mysterious White Van.

I'm going to assume it had a bike in it?

Naito and Anzo .-.

Naito Raizu wrote:

Anzo wrote:

Naito Raizu wrote:

Anzo wrote:

Instead of dueling her you should have raped her. It works just fine.

Anzo, where do you come from again...? o.O

Mysterious White Van.

I'm going to assume it had a bike in it?

Why would he have a bike in it? Why not... Candy?