BOOKinglyShelf

First topic message reminder :

My old bookshelf got closed down because the spam went out of control, and I decided to open a non-spam purpose bookshelf in here.

*I asked @Jv if it's ok to open a new room, he said that it's fine. So I hope there won't be a problem about this room. If there is, @Anzo, please tell me and close this room.

This room, as the title says, is my new bookshelf. It contains the followings:
1) Angering Lessons
2) MADs

I will post a lesson once per day in here. Please try to focus replying my lessons instead of spamming. If you must spam, try to control the spam in here.

Last edited by Bookingly on Mon Oct 31, 2016 3:33 am; edited 11 times in total

Yeah today's my black dog birthday. I often use my black dog to make vietnamese sandwiches though.

@Bookingly

Wowowow not so fast don't hit on me stranger.

Birthday = Cook day for your dog then huh

gg at least they die on the their birthday

gg he also can revive multiple times like me.

Die*

I know the die word. You keep using it wrong.

I wish I can just press Q and make everyone around me just "Die, Die, Die."

Where's the new lesson?

Well.....soon, not yet though

It's been 6 days. Lesson or riot.

Wednesday, just saying, because I am not exactly free tomorrow.

Yeah post iv mads

Your lesseon is shtk without 1010 and RITSU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's wait for tomorrow, in any case.

MADs first:

Your room is full of shjt and will never get banned.

My room only has niney and ninja's shjt and it got banned.

Unfair.

@NightBot Unlock my room bro. They swear they'll never do that again.

liez, as I stated in my OP, we have MADs n lessons here

but ur room was on its way to mental hospital on high speed

that is a difference

Well, you need to know what you want first lol, for now, just click on the related videos on the ones I gave you.

I will give it afternoon.

we were supposed to get a lesson yesterday but now we got no lesson. brb, gotta get that riot started.

WE. WANT. LESSONS.
WE. WANT. LESSONS.

Well, it was an example for today's theme as I said last time, which is "Plot Twist". Plot Twist: I said I would give a lesson yesterday afternoon, but in reality I do it now. Plot Twist: Botto chets but Botto chets too much that the chet chetted Botto out. Plot Twist: I will start my lesson now.

Example 1: @Dazo @Anzo
Anzo: Hey, Dazo
Dazo: ... I have something serious to tell you.
Anzo: What may it be?
Dazo: You are me and I am you. We were once one person, named Danzo, but one day botto chetted and that action angered the god so he thought he would judge botto by striking lightning on him but... that lightning missed due to botto's chet and hit Danzo instead, and the power of that lightning caused us to separate into two beings, one is you, and the another being myself.
Anzo: What....? So my mom was lying to me that she gave me birth!? What is the meaning....of all these years I have lived up to? Tell me!
Dazo: I don't know, but we can combine back to one and seek that answer together now!
Anzo: k.den Let's do it! How do we do it though?
Dazo: First walk up close to me with your eyes closed.
Anzo: k. (Walks close to Dazo)
Dazo: Good. Plot Twist: I WAS MAKING ALL THAT UP SO I CAN JUST EAT YOU AND YOU WILL BECOME A PART OF MY ENERGY! (Swallows Anzo)
Anzo:  nooooooo, wtf- (eaten)
Dazo: Now, I have gained the ultimate power of controlling DA! MUAHAHAHH-eh?
-Dazo's stomach explodes-
Dazo: What!? I-I forgot, that consuming Anzo means that I am consuming all the nuclear terroist bombs inside me as well!? UWAAAAAAAAH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ANZOOOOOOOOOOOOHAHHHOH (Boom)
Plot Twist: Anzo is a bomb himself.

Example 2: @Pepchoninga @CrimsonOverlord
Pepchoninga: Hey crimson, guess what?
CrimsonOverlord: What?
Pepchoninga: I am armor cards.
-and so, crimson wears pep from now on.-

Example 3: @Centrik @1010 @Ritsu @Ino @Dio
Centrik: Time to get stabbed by 1010- (Stabbed)
1010: Yeah.
Centrik: But I revived. k. This is not new anymore so stop it.
1010: Fine, what about I tell you a plot twist then?
Centrik: k.
1010: Ristu is me, and I am Ritsu. See this Kunai Drumset? It's evidence.
Centrik: No wonder why it felt the same when I had sex with you two. k.den
1010: Ugh? Not surprised? OK fine, how about this? Dio was Ino and Ino was Dino, they were once the a person named Dino and...
Centrik: Pffft, that's ollllld. Like look at fking example 1, Anzo and Dazo blah blah Danzo, same stroy, same plot as shets from 100 years ago. B O R I N G k.
1010: WHAT? YOU KNEW? Ok fine let me tell you something very shocking then! All the black dogs you ate before.......WERE YOUR OWN SHET COMEBINED WITH MY.....BODY HAIR!
Centrik: pffft, please I knew that like 10 years ago, the cycle is that I first had a black dog that I made into sandwich which I ate, then I shet, after that I take my shet on a walk which I think is my dog, after that I walk a dog I got hungry, and I eat the dog again, and I poop again, then loop. Everyone knows it except dumb people like you, 1010! HAH! k.den
1010: ......IMPOSSIBLE, BUT THIS TIME FOR CERTAIN YOU CAN'T PREDICT THIS PLOT TWIST!
Centrik: Hoho, please tell me about it k.den
1010: You know why you don't die from these lessons? The real reason?
Centrik: Why?
1010: BECAUSE YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. IN REAL LIFE.
Centrik: k.den
1010: I mean it, look behind your back.
Centrik: ? OH FK ITS 1010 IRL (Stabbed)
1010: This time I killed you outside the screen so you will die for certain.
Centrik: Yeah. (collapsed)
1010: HAHA, how was th- WHAT? WHAT IS HAPPENIN....G (collapsed)
-1010 died-
Plot Twist: Centrik was 1010 all along. That's why 1010 cannot kill Centrik, because if she really did it, she will die too. That's why 1010 holds back everytime. Oh well, this time they died for real but I am sure they will survive through some miracle reasons. Plot Twist: They will not, but they will.

Ok, that was long as fk so I end it right here. The real Plot Twist: I am surprised that people want new lessons lol.