BOOKinglyShelf

First topic message reminder :

My old bookshelf got closed down because the spam went out of control, and I decided to open a non-spam purpose bookshelf in here.

*I asked @Jv if it's ok to open a new room, he said that it's fine. So I hope there won't be a problem about this room. If there is, @Anzo, please tell me and close this room.

This room, as the title says, is my new bookshelf. It contains the followings:
1) Angering Lessons
2) MADs

I will post a lesson once per day in here. Please try to focus replying my lessons instead of spamming. If you must spam, try to control the spam in here.

Last edited by Bookingly on Mon Oct 31, 2016 3:33 am; edited 11 times in total

books we need lessons NOW!

How about you try something new?

I always wanted to learn foreign languages (aside from English of course)

How about you teach us Japanese? Like a few simple sentences we could use on daily bases and how to pronounce them properly. That should be much easier for you as a native speaker, and also much more less time consuming compared to writing a long ass MAD lessons.

Ok then Anzo, I will post one after someone post under this. To prevent Double Post.

Well no hurry there cowboy not like we're going to learn Japanese in one post. It's just for fun, that's all :D

Ok then I will give off a few simple ones.

O ha yo u* = Good Morning
お は よ  う
Ko n ni chi wa **= Good Afternoon/ Hi.
こ　ん に　ち   は
Ko n ba　n  wa **= Good Evening
こ　ん　ば　ん　は
O ya su mi = Good Night/ Sleep well.
おや　す　み

* Ohayou is pronounce Ohio, like the American State. Or "Oh, hi yo". The "u" is needed when writing it out though.
** The "wa" in here is written as "the character "ha", only pronounced "wa".

Oh right, you can add the suffix "-Go za i ma su" to be more polite. HOWEVER, you never add it to "Konnichiwa" and "Oyasumi". It's just like that, the language.

Too lazy to teach more for now so yeah ._.

Konnichiwa-Go za i ma su :>

Room name changed since it's not angering lesson anymore.

and Anzo, great, you sure learn fast, in a way ._.

Ko n ba　n  wa geisha-dono

How do I say: "I want to rock your bed tonight" in Japanese?

lol what the fuck ._. what kind of phrase is that

It's like saying "I want to fuck you tonight". DUH!

It's easy, just say "SEX?" :O

No, I want a Japanese sentence lol

Random Number Lesson:

1= I chi 一
2= Ni　二
3= Sa n　三
4= Shi　四
5= Go　五
6= Ro ku　六
7= Na na　七
8= Ha chi　八
9= Kyu u　九
10= Jyu u　十
0= Re i　零

100= Hya ku 百
1,000= Se n 千
10,000= Ma n 万

Now I can count from 1 to 10 and also pick up Japanese girls. You should be a teacher.

Lesson strikes when it's least expected. Hereby I present 2 angering lessons!

Angering Lesson Sp. "Kid's War"
Models- zactheking, Sam-Op, NightBot

zactheking: hey scrub
Sam-Op: lol whos the scrub
zactheking: you, u suk so much at ygo
Sam-Op: dude i beat you b4, u suk
zactheking: you just got lucky, i have been in wars so i can not suk
Sam-Op: even u been in war you still suk
zactheking: scrub
Sam-Op: lool no u scrub
NightBot: Listening to this makes me feel old. Am I too old being 13?

Angering Lesson Ex. "Do-Straight"
Models- @NightBot , DDS

DDS: Hi everyone.
NightBot: DDS you sounds like an old man.
DDS: -__-
NightBot: DDS you sounds like a jaded old man.
DDS: How old are you?
NightBot: 13
DDS: No wonder you think of me as an old man. I am in my 20's.
NightBot: Oh wow. No wonder you sound like a jaded old man.
DDS: It's impolite to say those things, especially in public.
NightBot: (Get out a Megaphone) HEY EVERYONE DDS SOUNDS LIKE AN OLD MAN!
DDS: ._. Kids these days.

Angering lessons from now on will pop up randomly. So watch out!

IMPORTANT NOTICE: These lessons are fictional. They are not related to any companies, people, corporations, places, beings, parties, etc. that shares the same name in real life by coincidence.


BOXshelf MAD 2015(Liez) All Rights Reserved.

so yeah botto is not 13 right?

idk, ask naitobotto lol

ParaBox wrote:

Random Number Lesson:

1= I chi 一
2= Ni　二
3= Sa n　三
4= Shi　四
5= Go　五
6= Ro ku　六
7= Na na　七
8= Ha chi　八
9= Kyu u　九
10= Jyu u　十
0= Re i　零

100= Hya ku 百
1,000= Se n 千
10,000= Ma n 万

Where's 11 - 99?

well, how you say 11 is "ten one" so "Jyuu Ichi" is eleven, this logic applies to every 2-5 digits number

and yesh, I think u hear this like 3000 likes alrdy but, congratulations on the admin color! You have learned a new technique "5 Days Later Magic" :O

Bakila wrote:

Where's 11 - 99?

ask to yuma!! anyway


Kyūjūkyū TOO OP.


Hōpu Doragūn!

New lesson! Theme is "Cards":

Example Deluxe: "DN & DC"
Model: @DN @NightBot @Anzo
NightBot: hey DN, stop bricking me
DN: ok
NightBot: Thx
~Tomorrow~
NightBot: ._.
Anzo: What's wrong?
NightBot: I bricked again. Even though I asked DN yesterday to stop doing that......but whatever, I attack with my monsters.
Anzo: LOL ok, now I use "Nekroz Mirror", destroying all your face-up attack position monsters.
NightBot: ._. Read your card AnimalZoo, that's "Nekroz Mirror" not "Mirror Force".
Anzo:  Oh shet, they are both mirrors, so I got confused. Even though I read my cards like 20 times alrdy...lol
NightBot: I only read them once. And my hand is all MSTs and El Shaddoll Fusions ._. Guess I will just chet n make Anzo DC
Anzo: lolwut u can't...(Anzo has logged off)
NightBot: Done.

You chet to make your opponent DC and that's how you win duels! Well, gl hf being a naitobotto!

/demote

nuuuuuuu

My ANGERING LESSSSSSSONS.......are SEKAI ICHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
This is a mixed lesson, 1 angering lesson and 1 Japanese lesson. First we will start off with Japanese lesson:

Sekai= World
Ichi= one
Therefore basically what I said at the first sentence is " My ANGERING LESSSSSSONS......are #1 on the world!!!"

Senpai= Senior/ someone who has more experiences than you
Kouhai= Junior/ someone who is under your grade or experiences or newer than you (opposite of Senpai)
-chan= Suffix used on something cute, adorable, or little.
-san= A suffix to address someone politely, works like "Mr." and "Mrs."
-kun= used to address someone trustworthy, or work under yourself. Girls use this to address guys a lot. Bosses use this to address their employees
-sama= suffix that holds a meaning of loyalty or superiority to someone, used like "Lord" "Respected"

That's all for first part, second part is angering lesson, theme is "Senpai Feel" this time

Example Ex.- "Senpai Bullying" @NightBot @Jv
Jv: Hey naitobotto, buy me my breakfast.
NightBot: Why?
Jv: Because I am your senpai.
NightBot: ._. fine
Jv: Hey botto, Dorayaki and coffee now! Senpai's order.
NightBot: Ok.
Jv: Hey naitobotto give me all your cards.
NightBot: No.
Jv: Don't be disrespectful to your senpai!
NightBot: Fine then. ._.
Jv: Naitobotto u chet
NightBot: Is it because senpai said so?
Jv: Yes. Senpai is superior to you in all ways.
NightBot: Ok then.
Jv: Good, now eat my shet because senpai said so.
NightBot: FOK U JV U ARE NOT MY SENPAI SO U EAT YOUR OWN SHET

And that will be all! Remember even if senpai may have more experience, they should respect their Kouhai too! Senpai is not superior to Kouhais. Now then, see you next lesson!

Jv senpai 2 cruel

Today we have 2 themes "Kappa" and "Chet"

Chet Example: @Centrik @Ino @1010
1010: I am home!
Centrik: Who are you?
1010: I am 1010.
Centrik: No idea who is that.
1010: I am your wife! WTF
Centrik: No my wife is....
Ino: It is THIS INO DA!
1010: ._. Fok you Centrik chet? die!
Ino: (Speechless shirabadori)
1010: ?!
Centrik: Hah, you can not kill me anymore, Ino will protect me from you.
Ino: Pay me for it.
Centrik: ?
Ino: No? k.den DIE! (Kansyuu)
Centrik: :D Hey, she said k.den, I am happy (died)

Kappa Example: @NightBot @Tequila
NightBot: I am a noob.
Tequila: Liez
NightBot: We are all noobs on DA :kappa:
Tequila: ._.
NightBot: It's true.
Tequila: You are not a noob, stop lying.
NightBot: But I am a noob :kappa:
Tequila: Stop with that kappa shet!
NightBot: :D https://t.pimg.jp/003/905/590/1/3905590.jpg
Tequila: FOK U THATS A DIFFERENT TYPE OF KAPPA

Kappa is a Japanese mythological creature that are said to live around lakes and rivers, like cucumbers, and to take human's "shirikodama" (Butt Jade Sphere)
Well then, see you next time!

Last edited by ParaBox on Thu Sep 24, 2015 8:36 pm; edited 1 time in total

Why didn't you just say a Kappa is a Japanese mythological creature

Ok, I will edit it a bit.

Kappa is a twitch emote used for sarcasm as far as i know