Three Word Story #3

All you have to do is start, continue or finish the story with three words. 

Rules

Keep it clean! 

Please keep the story on track so it makes sense. 

Ex:
Quasar : Zac the Pink
Jv1391: Had a night
Zactheking : out on the town
Etc etc etc

Start of story:

There once was......

A little goat

near @mr.kandy 's home

It's name was

Goatwithaname, kandy remembered

so he called

the gravekeeper to

ask about its

husband remains. BUT

the alien took

them to clone

his husband again

One Night, @mr.Kandy

was too horny

But a Psychopathic

was lurking around

and saw kandy

so he decided

to torture him

and make him

drink his pee

so he kidnapped

Kandy, that tried

to escape hopelessly

and got stabbed

between his legs

and forced. BUT

Kandy is tough

and Goatwithaname Arrived

(Please stop these sexual innuendos!)

that died immediately.