I pet a penguin today

Yup. The fuck you all doing with your life?

Well I pet a dog today

Dogs are awesome.

I pet a human.

Mr.Kandy wrote:

Well I pet a dog today

Dogs are awesome.

I pet two dogs, twice the awesomeness!

#oneupping 

I watched my dog and 2 cats chase a mouse around the garden this morning. Believe it or not the mouse came out as the winner.

Neji, you crazzy ass, where do.ya keep the penguin? In the freezer? :D

Anyway, lately, I'm just feeling down. Life is rude, lel

Galaksii wrote:

Neji, you crazzy ass, where do.ya keep the penguin? In the freezer? :D

Anyway, lately, I'm just feeling down. Life is rude, lel

When life gives you lemons,
Grab the tequila and salt!

Or squeeze them in other people's eyes to make them miserable. Your choice.

Well my mother doesn't like pets; otherwise I'd have a dog by now q-q I really want one fml


@Jv: lol seen it before its so true

Went to sea world for a class field trip.
We stayed the night at the penguin exhibit then in the morning they took us behind to where they keep them and we pet a Rock Hopper Penguin.

There was also this lesbian couple making out all night. Was hot.

So they were the hot lesbians not the

short haired onnes .-.

Yup. Long haired.
One was a school slut (legit.)
and the other was a girl who's in an open relationship with her bf. Sooo o.o ye.

I'm so jealous