What is life

I was talking to a friend of mine on Skype, he told me I have +18k post here at DA, I said yea I know.

About 10 seconds later, It hit me: "I have +18k post..."

I need to go outside.

No you dont need to go out side you neeed:

To do 5 lines of cocaine

Try meth

Finger a stuffed animal

and

CROP/RESIZE MY TENASHAR

If I'm going to do them in that exact order your Tenashar will never be cropped.

The order you should do it:

Tenashar

5 lines of cocaine

meth

finger stuffed animals



Reason: Tenashar is love Tenashar is life

Doing meth and cocaine then fingering the animals is going to be so trippy you're going to think youre fingering a real animal

Speaking from a real life experience I presume?

Well kinda

I did 6 lines

Meth THEN ecstasy

Not stuffed animals I did it with a wild raccoon

but shit was crazy. Woke up in the wood naked and a dead raccoon next to me.



Stuffed animals- Cocaine and meth wont harm you.

I heard when you're high you see things differently, couldn't it had been that the Racoon was fingering you instead? :>

I like my idea better> <3

PowerNova wrote:

Find something that interests you which requires leaving home. Example:

I enjoy camping, fishing, hunting, and hiking. In order to do these, I must leave the house.

Just figure out what gets the job done for you. Kandy's suggestion seems pretty legit tho

The only cool places where you could go camping, fishing, hunting and stuff is in the North of our country, which is taken by ISIS

KAPPAnzo wrote:

The only cool places where you could go camping, fishing, hunting and stuff is in the North of our country, which is taken by ISIS

There you go! you could start up some sort of mercenary team and go ISIS hunting. I sure the yanks will give you some arms.

Or better yet do shit loads of coke and then go ISIS hunting you'll be unstopable like Tony Montana.



(Its cut out the bit before where he sniffs a shit load of coke)

B-b-b-b-but, he got killed!

Wear back protection or have someone behind you watching your back, Problem solved. Now go get'um tiger lol

Sometimes, not sometimes, always, I wake up happy and then I realize there's this school and I'm not with my old friends that long as I was and I'm fucked whole day -.-


This DA is where I chill a bit...

How to make life better: Just follow how I live

Mr.Kandy wrote:

How to make life better: Just follow how I live

Why do I even worry?!

Kandy, bruh, pass that shit <3

(I dnt evn do drugu in rl lyfe)

YEEEE GALAKSII KNOS

S M O K E W E E D E V E R Y D A Y

Mr.Kandy wrote:

(I dnt evn do drugu in rl lyf)

Honestly you don't know what your missing

I have Kandy I dont need drugz

But dey makz da kandyz so much sweeter.

So does the sugar cane freshly shipped from Cuba in every Kandy bar. Guaranteed

wiggle wiggle wiggle

Jiggle JIggle

Mr.Kandy wrote:

(I dnt evn do drugu in rl lyfe)

YEEEE GALAKSII KNOS

S M O K E  W E E D  E V E R Y D A Y

Is it normal if I see HEROes with bitches?!
Koga you bad boy...

What is the outernet?

Galaksii wrote:

Mr.Kandy wrote:

(I dnt evn do drugu in rl lyfe)

YEEEE GALAKSII KNOS

S M O K E  W E E D  E V E R Y D A Y

Is it normal if I see HEROes with bitches?!
Koga you bad boy...

Heroes ARE the bitches

@Neji: What's outernet? lol

What is swag

What is life

dice jar still owns your ass