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Snorlax~: am i a gud pokeman 4 u?
!Neji!: o-o
!Neji!: wrong anime son
!Neji!: also.. do i know you? xD
Snorlax~: tell meh an i a gud pokeman 4 u
!Neji!: yes
!Neji!: now get yourself a fuckin' cookie
Snorlax~: do u know i waz jezuz first pokeman
Snorlax~: cookie doe
Snorlax~: but i iz gud pokeman , i can kil peepz 4 u
!Neji!: o.o
Snorlax~: plz i beg
Snorlax~: let meh be ur pokeman baby DX
Snorlax~: let me fuck away the pain
!Neji!: o.o
Snorlax~: <3
!Neji!: child
!Neji!: I am not going to lie
!Neji!: if I were a woman
Snorlax~: i came in laik a pokeman , all i wanted was2 fuck ur hearth
!Neji!: i would fucking report you to god for being so damn creepy
Snorlax~: nu plz ;-;
Snorlax~: i luff u bby
Snorlax~: dun report me ;-;
!Neji!: xD
Snorlax~: i luff u 2 much 2 even lose my self ;-;
Snorlax~: i just want to be ur pokeman
Snorlax~: u dont have to catch em all
Snorlax~: u will only have me
Snorlax~: i can do anythin u want
Snorlax~: do u want a pic of me?
!Neji!: .-. no
Snorlax~: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/370/676/256.jpg
Snorlax~: all of that is for u
!Neji!: o-o
Snorlax~: thats mai sexy pic <3
!Neji!: 3 sexy 5 me
!Neji!: but im taken sooo
Snorlax~: ikr but
!Neji!: better luck next time
Snorlax~: oh ur taken
Snorlax~: well im a pokeman
Snorlax~: ur gurl isnt a pokeman
!Neji!: shes a dancer
Snorlax~: she dosent even chesto resto
!Neji!: that count?
Snorlax~: im a dancer 2
!Neji!: o my
Snorlax~: i can dance all u want
Snorlax~: lets do something <3 she is going to be ur side chick ;)
Snorlax~: im goin 2 be ur main pokeman
!Neji!: okay no legit
!Neji!: who are you xD
Snorlax~: im sexier than dat stoopid gardevoir
!Neji!: i need to actually congratulate you for making me laugh so hard
Snorlax~: im ur fav pokeman
Snorlax~: IM BATMAN
Snorlax~: Y U NU LUFFMEH SENPAI
Snorlax~: LUFF MEH LUFF MEH SAY THAT U LUFF MEH
!Neji!: o.o
!Neji!: i luffy you
Snorlax~: rlly =D
!Neji!: no
Snorlax~: OH SENPAI
Snorlax~: WAI NAT U FGT
Snorlax~: IM HERE WAITIN 4 U 2 FAK MEH
!Neji!: cuz
Snorlax~: AND U SAY NO
!Neji!: ye
Snorlax~: U SAY NO!!!!
!Neji!: ye
Snorlax~: I IZ GOIN 2 CHESTO RESTO UR A$$ SON
Snorlax~: IM THE OP SNORLAX
!Neji!: Ban me Please
!Neji!: idgaf if you're munchlax jr
Snorlax~: WHAT
Snorlax~: IM A STRONG INDEPENDANT SNORLAZ
Snorlax~: THAT DOSENT NEED NO NEJI
!Neji!: ok
!Neji!: ichowitis
Snorlax~: WOT
Snorlax~: U EVN INGISH BRAH
!Neji!: no
!Neji!: i spanish
!Neji!: como estas
Snorlax~: o rlly
Snorlax~: bien y tu
Snorlax~: AHORA AMAME
Snorlax~: PERRA
Snorlax~: D=
Snorlax~: WHY U NU ANSWER
!Neji!: o.o
Snorlax~: ANSWER ME FGTISJDNFKJASDBKJSBADKJBHASDKHBG
!Neji!: no
Snorlax~: WADOUBAHYSUGIYBSDAVOIUBqsdoigbjadfuihnbsdiugbsdfuibBoubysduvbafduhvybdsvobuafdoubFSOGHBAREGUBADSG
Snorlax~: Y NAT
Snorlax~: I LUFF U
Snorlax~: AND U DUN WANT MEH
Snorlax~: U JUST STOOPID FOR NAT WANTIN MEH
Snorlax~: Y U NU LUFF MEH SENPAI
Snorlax~: YYYYYYYYYY
Snorlax~: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Snorlax~: ANSWER ME SENPAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Snorlax~: LUV ME GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
!Neji!: o-o
Snorlax~: LOVE ME
Snorlax~: LOVE ME NOW
Snorlax~: NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
!Neji!: no
Snorlax~: NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW
!Neji!: child
!Neji!: dont melt down
Snorlax~: NO U
Snorlax~: LOVE ME NOW OR DIE
Snorlax~: ILL FUCKIN KILL YA BRAH
Snorlax~: THEN ILL TAKE A BIG DILDO AND PUNCH U BRAH
Snorlax~: NAO LUV MEH
Snorlax~: PLS <3
!Neji!: O.o
Snorlax~: GET UR GAWD DAMN PUSSY AND LUV ME 
Snorlax~: ILL SHOW U MY SNORLAXlOVE COMBO
Snorlax~: RESPOND ME
Snorlax~: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Snorlax~: DO IT PLS
Snorlax~: I NEED IT FOR MAI LAIF
Snorlax~: http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/badcatholic/files/2012/05/snorlax.pngLmao does this happen often?