Did you seriously just open this after I addressed you as my children?
Nice.
Anyway, normally I'll crash here at my beloved Duel Academy for an unforeseen amount of time. RP. Suggest stuff. Mingle with the townsfolk. MOST IMPORTANTLY. Tell you about the crazy life of Jikan- unbelievable, (borderline) illegal, immoral, and funny yet sadly true stories.
Unfortunately, my life has been more exciting than.. than.. oh dear GGGOD.. I can't even think of anything interesting. My brain is board. I haven't even pulled Standard Shenanigan Protocols(SSP).
I'm having withdraws. I need to go eat something that didn't come out of a cardboard box. I need to do something wild, like go to a strip club and dance on the stage so they kick me out before I pay for my drinks. I physically hurt from the lack of awesome. I haven't left the apartment in forever. Just watching anime on my phone and being nice to people on Anime Amino.
I'm such a genuine person to people there... it makes me nauseous. What horrible beast have I become. There is only one way to solve this problem...
I got a fever and the only cure is card games.
Nice.
Anyway, normally I'll crash here at my beloved Duel Academy for an unforeseen amount of time. RP. Suggest stuff. Mingle with the townsfolk. MOST IMPORTANTLY. Tell you about the crazy life of Jikan- unbelievable, (borderline) illegal, immoral, and funny yet sadly true stories.
Unfortunately, my life has been more exciting than.. than.. oh dear GGGOD.. I can't even think of anything interesting. My brain is board. I haven't even pulled Standard Shenanigan Protocols(SSP).
I'm having withdraws. I need to go eat something that didn't come out of a cardboard box. I need to do something wild, like go to a strip club and dance on the stage so they kick me out before I pay for my drinks. I physically hurt from the lack of awesome. I haven't left the apartment in forever. Just watching anime on my phone and being nice to people on Anime Amino.
I'm such a genuine person to people there... it makes me nauseous. What horrible beast have I become. There is only one way to solve this problem...
I got a fever and the only cure is card games.
SSP GOLDEN RULES :
SSP GOLDEN RULES:
- Know that what you are doing is not breaking state or federal law.
- If your SSP will not make your victim(s) laugh, you are doing it wrong. Reevaluate your target or your shenanigan.
- SSP should not be difficult to execute.