To celebrate Christmas in my own, weird, special way, I'm going to take some of the most absurd, hilarious, or just flat out awesome things I've heard all year, and quote them here, for no real apparent reason, other than, it's half past five in the morning, and I have nothing better to do, unless you want me to annoy the crap out of you while I wait to open presents.
"Everyone says time is money. My family has been wasting my time for years. I like to think they owe me a fortune" -Mar Soulstar
"I AM THE KING OF SURPRISE BLOWJOBS!" -Jjh927
"They sell a fifteen pound brick of bacon."
"OMG! SOME FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED!" -Naito Raizu & Ezekeil
"I ran into a Texan who called me racist for having a foreign accent"
"Lol"
"He called me imperialist when I told him to shut-up"
"HOLY CRAP! XD" -Naito Raizu & Matus Koronthaly
"Enjoying eating your truffles?"
"SHUT THE F@#$ UP!"
"But I want to know."
"You know, it's because of people like you that Australia exists" -Naito Raizu& Charles Jones
"Too the victory bench!" -Gavin Baumgart
"Victory Gentlemen!" -Joseph Beatty
"America doesn't allow you to have dual citizenship."
"Ian, you're an idiot..." -Ian Elliott & Naito Raizu
"Dominoes Pizza, how can I help you?"
*Hangs up*
"THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, BITCH!" -DMK
"I'MA DYE MY HAIR!
"Bad"
"What?"
"YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU A NAUGHTY GIRL!"
"Are you in the middle of a sex dream or something what what is happening here idk what"
"XP. I'm just screwing around" -Splatter 101 & Naito Raizu
"Optimus Prime Mother F*ckers!" -Conor Auer
"Knobs are quite tasty, actually" -LOKOS
"I walk into my kitchen, and there's one my gf's friends, naked and looking around in my fridge." -Whatup Nab
"You have access to free rocket launchers"
"YES! I'LL TAKE IT!"
"Okay, I'll mark your character down a-
"TAKE MY MONEY!" -Naito Raizu & Ezekeil
"I HAVE MOOSE PANTS!" -Naito Raizu, at five in the morning.
"I have a 55-Gallon Drum of lube" -LOKOS
If I think of other stuff, I'll add it.
And yeah, MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Last edited by Naito Raizu on Wed Dec 25, 2013 5:59 pm; edited 1 time in total
"Everyone says time is money. My family has been wasting my time for years. I like to think they owe me a fortune" -Mar Soulstar
"I AM THE KING OF SURPRISE BLOWJOBS!" -Jjh927
"They sell a fifteen pound brick of bacon."
"OMG! SOME FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED!" -Naito Raizu & Ezekeil
"I ran into a Texan who called me racist for having a foreign accent"
"Lol"
"He called me imperialist when I told him to shut-up"
"HOLY CRAP! XD" -Naito Raizu & Matus Koronthaly
"Enjoying eating your truffles?"
"SHUT THE F@#$ UP!"
"But I want to know."
"You know, it's because of people like you that Australia exists" -Naito Raizu& Charles Jones
"Too the victory bench!" -Gavin Baumgart
"Victory Gentlemen!" -Joseph Beatty
"America doesn't allow you to have dual citizenship."
"Ian, you're an idiot..." -Ian Elliott & Naito Raizu
"Dominoes Pizza, how can I help you?"
*Hangs up*
"THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, BITCH!" -DMK
"I'MA DYE MY HAIR!
"Bad"
"What?"
"YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU A NAUGHTY GIRL!"
"Are you in the middle of a sex dream or something what what is happening here idk what"
"XP. I'm just screwing around" -Splatter 101 & Naito Raizu
"Optimus Prime Mother F*ckers!" -Conor Auer
"Knobs are quite tasty, actually" -LOKOS
"I walk into my kitchen, and there's one my gf's friends, naked and looking around in my fridge." -Whatup Nab
"You have access to free rocket launchers"
"YES! I'LL TAKE IT!"
"Okay, I'll mark your character down a-
"TAKE MY MONEY!" -Naito Raizu & Ezekeil
"I HAVE MOOSE PANTS!" -Naito Raizu, at five in the morning.
"I have a 55-Gallon Drum of lube" -LOKOS
If I think of other stuff, I'll add it.
And yeah, MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Last edited by Naito Raizu on Wed Dec 25, 2013 5:59 pm; edited 1 time in total