Welcome to yours truly, King of Noobs, dormitory.
Art thou amused? For if thou art a noob, I shall ruleth thou. If you would liketh to join of thou free will, then thee will haveth no punishment. Before you asketh," Why does a king haveth a dormitory?" Well, you see, I am a King of thou Noobs, as you can see. If thou will not let me ruleth you, you shall be punished thoroughly, as thou will not subject to thee rule of the King of the Noobs, do not address me by anything else,peasants!
Art thou amused? For if thou art a noob, I shall ruleth thou. If you would liketh to join of thou free will, then thee will haveth no punishment. Before you asketh," Why does a king haveth a dormitory?" Well, you see, I am a King of thou Noobs, as you can see. If thou will not let me ruleth you, you shall be punished thoroughly, as thou will not subject to thee rule of the King of the Noobs, do not address me by anything else,peasants!