Make fun of the above avatar

First topic message reminder :

This game is rather simple, you just make fun of the avatar of the person above you, simple eh?

An example would be with my avi "Hahah you so lame you have red hair"

So begin.

You are so ugly you have to wear a suit of armor to hide it.

your so small ppl ask you "hows the world down there?"

At least I ain't ugly.

What's with the height?

Whats with the zombish look?

What're you going to do with those whips?

What you going to do with the glowing eyes?

Seems like you're going to hit those bats.

I've seen better contacts at Lens Crafters B)

What's with that evil face o.0?

He looks like he's about to cry.

She died

Orange is not your color ::Monkey21::

Why your background is so dark? Evil

Boy, flip your collar down! You're making a scene.

What if there's a rabbit in that hat?

Glowing red eyes and blue hair? really?

...Midget

did someone punch you in the eye -.-

No, I'm just closing my eyes so I can't look at you.

Dat blood behind you makes people not approach you.

Your head is too big

Yours is even bigger ._.

Your head is tiny :<

Ginger!

Taking off your fap glove ehh?

Boys don't even look at you.

girls don't look at you either :/

Slenderman called...he said he wants his face back

did someone break your face ?