Roses are red
But here's something new
Violets are violet
Not @#$%ing blue
It was a dark dark night in the middle of the day
Two dead boys went out to play
That faced each other back to back
Drew their swords and shot each other dead
A deaf police man heard the noise
And came just in time to save two dead boys
If you don't believe my tale is true
Just ask the blind man
He saw it too
But here's something new
Violets are violet
Not @#$%ing blue
It was a dark dark night in the middle of the day
Two dead boys went out to play
That faced each other back to back
Drew their swords and shot each other dead
A deaf police man heard the noise
And came just in time to save two dead boys
If you don't believe my tale is true
Just ask the blind man
He saw it too