Rules:

1) Must be a video game.
2) Title of the game, characters, locations, ect found in the game have to be kept anonymous.
3) Must describe the game to sound as bad as possible.
4) Must describe the entire story of the game, including significant details.
5) Make an attempt to guess any previous posters game. If you guess correctly then yay.

>Wake up in a hospital with a bad headache in a locked room.
>Take some pills and step outside.
>Get attacked by weird guys. Fight back with your headache
>Make way out of hospital and go back home.
>Family was murdered. Investigate.
>Decide to leave to fight an angry computer.
>Get attacked by goth guy with big forehead (looks like Android 17).
>Go to a hotel to find girl who you need to kill computer. Some guy is making a nuclear bomb, and some fat kid is killing people.
>Traverse through hotel.
>Kill fat kid.
>Kill prostitute who likes to throw things (fat kids friend).
>Goes to tower with computer.
>Traverses through tower and re-encounters the goth, fat kid, and prostitute he killed.
>Kills dark side of himself.
>Kills computer.