It was indeed weak.
There is dead mermaid over anyone who reads this thread.
Also fuck it I'm giving myself an item for stupid damage and being me.
Gauntlets of Unreliable Strength: Gloves.
+20 damage. Or maybe -10 damage. Who knows?
(It all depends on what I've rolled on my first dice more recently. If a 6 has been more recently rolled than a 1, +20 damage. If a 1 has been rolled more recently than a 6, -10 damage. Changes are after damage, not before.)
They seem to fuse with my hands. I can't take them off. Weird.
Name: jjh927
Class: Acolyte
Subclass: Zealot
Level: 5
Experience: 4000
Mega-Experience: 400
Life Points: 24,000
Damage: 220-250?
Equipped items: Gauntlets of Unreliable Strength
Additional Items: None