jj DJL semi-suicide

I need to catch up, fast, so I'm gonna take some risks.



Name: jjh927
Class: Acolyte
Level: 1
Experience: 0
Life Points: 16,000
Damage: 150
Equipped items: None
Additional Items: None

Nothing sensible has worked, so I'm fighting 2 monsters.

The member 'jjh927' has done the following action : Dice Roll

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'Dice Encounter' :

Oh no! 2 monsters at once! How could I have been so foolish as to fall into this trap?

I better play it cool. Blade of RNG!

The member 'jjh927' has done the following action : Dice Roll

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'Six-Sided Dice' :

Result :

Secret technique: Weighted dice!

The member 'jjh927' has done the following action : Dice Roll

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'Six-Sided Dice' :

Result :

jjh927: 9200
Evil thing from ages ago: 1150

I can still win this. Dice with death!

The member 'jjh927' has done the following action : Dice Roll

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'Six-Sided Dice' :

Result :

jjh927: 700
Evil thing from ages ago: 1150


Jesus christ that hurt.

Clutch play: Rend from the ancient times! I call upon the might of Dice Jar!

The member 'jjh927' has done the following action : Dice Roll

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'Six-Sided Dice' :

Result :

jjh927: 700
Evil thing from ages ago: 1150

Referential power! Bu- Wait, what? Bug spray? What fucking use is this going to be?

The member 'jjh927' has done the following action : Dice Roll

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'Six-Sided Dice' :

Result :

jjh927: 700
Evil thing from ages ago: 250

Huh. Well that worked surprisingly well.

Finishing move: Dice ya to pieces!

The member 'jjh927' has done the following action : Dice Roll

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'Six-Sided Dice' :

Result :

jjh927: 700
Stupid weasel thing: 800

Guess I'm using more of that bug spray stuff. Seriously, what is in these cans?

The member 'jjh927' has done the following action : Dice Roll

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'Six-Sided Dice' :

Result :

jjh927: 700
Stupid weasel thing: 800

Wow, that almost worked. Almost. But now I'm all out. I feel... something else though. Something else... slightly meta... references... but what could it be? I... I don't understand it at all, but-


Focus strength- precision death leap!

The member 'jjh927' has done the following action : Dice Roll

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'Six-Sided Dice' :

Result :

Well, it happened again and I died. Bug spray is still reliable for 6s. Dead at 23:01 GMT