some people say they are born in the wrong era
i used to think i was born on the wrong continent and that my life would have been better if i lived in Europe or someplace.....
but it could have been worse
i could have been born here
name: The United Cult of Bananas
population: 3 humans and 5,063,458 bananas
Export/Import: Export: unicorn farts, Import: hopes of a better law system for their country
currency: unicorn farts
laws:
1. unicorn farts are illegal
2. ignore rule 1
3. have a cake
4. stop reading these
5. no, seriously stop
6. these aren't actual laws, so just stop okay!?
7. fine then, continue
8. your face is ugly
9. so is everyone else's
X. bananas are amazing!
typeofgov: fake oligarchy
climate: hot, humid
People: bananas mostly
religion: The Banana Cult
Education: Almost all of the country is educated, to be educated you must be able to remain completely still while planking
Economy: The country owes money (real money not farts) to Fake country, though 2nd Fake Country and Real Country owe billions of unicorn farts to the United Cult of Bananas
and now, the anthem
bananas for me
bananas for you
bananas for we
and for him too
but how can we be
or see the shoe
with our random tree
not waving for youth?
(but by tradition, the lyrics are ignored, instead they sing uuuuuhhh in monotone for 30 seconds)
i used to think i was born on the wrong continent and that my life would have been better if i lived in Europe or someplace.....
but it could have been worse
i could have been born here
name: The United Cult of Bananas
population: 3 humans and 5,063,458 bananas
Export/Import: Export: unicorn farts, Import: hopes of a better law system for their country
currency: unicorn farts
laws:
1. unicorn farts are illegal
2. ignore rule 1
3. have a cake
4. stop reading these
5. no, seriously stop
6. these aren't actual laws, so just stop okay!?
7. fine then, continue
8. your face is ugly
9. so is everyone else's
X. bananas are amazing!
typeofgov: fake oligarchy
climate: hot, humid
People: bananas mostly
religion: The Banana Cult
Education: Almost all of the country is educated, to be educated you must be able to remain completely still while planking
Economy: The country owes money (real money not farts) to Fake country, though 2nd Fake Country and Real Country owe billions of unicorn farts to the United Cult of Bananas
and now, the anthem
bananas for me
bananas for you
bananas for we
and for him too
but how can we be
or see the shoe
with our random tree
not waving for youth?
(but by tradition, the lyrics are ignored, instead they sing uuuuuhhh in monotone for 30 seconds)
Onions are the answer when words can't help you...
