Anything the ladies would like to request?

In case some of you wondering where is the tournaments, the league and everything. Don't worry, we're still alive and kicking, and no we're not being lazy, we're working, in silence. So, since we're working on many things in DA i was thinking if there is some members with specific request they would like to see in the near future here in DA. In case you're puzzled why this is not in the announcements section, it's because this is not an announcement, i simply felt like gathering opinions from the people to see if there is anything useful will be thrown on the table for me to pick up and use it as an idea for a future event or something.

Request you say , her's short list of things slifer dorm needs (Requesting them ) .
- More Bananas
- More Rats
- More Nabs
- More Water
- More AIDS (Overpopulation :/)
- Beads (We're  they are sleeping on le flour ._.)
- Doors in Girl Dorm Rooms (I know you will say no ._.)
- More Active Users
- Less Badmins :< 
- More Events
- Hot Chilly Papers (1 t please )
- 10 PS4's (Ya'r rich you can afford it ;D )
- Less Cats (We like our rats ! )
- Rifles (So we can protect our self form Fluffy's pet )
- Bomb Detector (We were bombed like 101  time in DA's history ._. )
- Candy 
- Fruit Bugs
- MLP:FiM all seasons
- Unblocked internet connection (Why's porn tube blocked ._. ? )
- Pool (All other dorms have one >_> )
- Showers (Waterfall's cold at this time of year :< )
- Radio Station called :"Red N Young"
- Pottery Workshop  
- Poet Nights
- Bed Time Storyes
- Lame Yu-Gi-Oh quotes 
- Access to mims room o.o !
Hope to hear you soon :e .

Sadly we can't afford to bring more damaged fruits and rats to your dormitory duo to the insufficient funds. However, we can afford to bring some sewer water for the pool for you to enjoy. Also, sleeping on the floor strengthen your spine and allows you to have a better healthy body to enjoy while cursing the day you were born and blaming fate for being Slifer for ever.

I'll look into your other requests after i spend my 10.000.000 Duel Point on Obelisk, they got bored of their golden beds and soft sheets, they want something fresh. I'll try to cut at least 100 Duel Point to provide the essentials for your camp... I mean dorm.

Rolling on my floor laughing .
Only 100 DP o.O ? Heck , my salary is bigger than that >_> . You can make up for it by giving use obi's old stuff :> .