I know, I know, it's an old song. Some people know it but I'm finding many people do not. Here are the lyrics to Ultimate Showdown by Lemon Demon. After the lyrics is a link to a music video of the song. It'll keep ya laughing and a good way to waste a few minutes.
Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
In Tokyo city like a big playground.
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade -
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade.
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,
But didn't expect to blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neil
Then they both got flattened by the batmobile,
But before he could make it back to the bat cave
Abraham Lincoln popped outta' his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat,
But then he ran outta bullets and he ran away,
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day . . .
This is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny)
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions (as far as the eye can see)
And only 1 will survive - I wonder who it will be?
This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny.
Godzilla took a bite outta Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite outta crime,
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track,
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back,
And Batman was injured and tryin' to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete,
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped.
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip,
And then he saw Godzilla sneakin' up from behind,
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find,
Because Batman stole it and he shot and he missed,
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air,
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare . . .
This is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny)
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions (as far as the eye can see)
And only 1 will survive, I wonder who it will be?
This is the ultimate showdown . . .
Angels sang out, in a miraculous chorus.
Down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris,
Who delivered a kick, which could shatter bones,
Into the crotch, of Indiana Jones,
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back, into Bruce Wayne,
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise,
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.
Then Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White,
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
Bennito Mussilini, and the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis and Gambi the Genie,
Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader,
Lopan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Doc Oc, Spock, The Rock, and Hulk Hogan
All came outta nowhere lightning fast,
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe.
The fight raged on for a century.
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood. the rest saw their better -
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater . . .
This is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny)
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions (as far as the eye can see)
And only 1 will survive, I wonder who it will be?
This is the ultimate showdown (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown
Enjoy!
Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
In Tokyo city like a big playground.
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade -
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade.
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,
But didn't expect to blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neil
Then they both got flattened by the batmobile,
But before he could make it back to the bat cave
Abraham Lincoln popped outta' his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat,
But then he ran outta bullets and he ran away,
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day . . .
This is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny)
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions (as far as the eye can see)
And only 1 will survive - I wonder who it will be?
This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny.
Godzilla took a bite outta Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite outta crime,
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track,
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back,
And Batman was injured and tryin' to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete,
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped.
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip,
And then he saw Godzilla sneakin' up from behind,
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find,
Because Batman stole it and he shot and he missed,
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air,
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare . . .
This is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny)
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions (as far as the eye can see)
And only 1 will survive, I wonder who it will be?
This is the ultimate showdown . . .
Angels sang out, in a miraculous chorus.
Down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris,
Who delivered a kick, which could shatter bones,
Into the crotch, of Indiana Jones,
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back, into Bruce Wayne,
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise,
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.
Then Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White,
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
Bennito Mussilini, and the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis and Gambi the Genie,
Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader,
Lopan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Doc Oc, Spock, The Rock, and Hulk Hogan
All came outta nowhere lightning fast,
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe.
The fight raged on for a century.
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood. the rest saw their better -
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater . . .
This is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny)
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions (as far as the eye can see)
And only 1 will survive, I wonder who it will be?
This is the ultimate showdown (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown
Enjoy!
) and funny